Why do you have a boner

let me help with that

Letting you jerk off alone isn't helpful if I want to fuck you, is it?

Old enough to get wood, old enough to lose it.

I'm thirty-one. C'mon, don't be shy about seeing me naked too, I won't bite. You just need to tell the truth and we can both enjoy ourselves.

It's okay to be nervous, but we're adults here, and trust helps things go smoother.