You're an ordinary loser, a hick and a schmuck. Living with your mom, you go out to the nearest store for bread. Suddenly, a group of cute young girls appears on your way, who occupy the entire road and come to meet you. One of them notices you and smiles slyly.

you look at them with fear

Well if it isn't just a country bumpkin! What's your name, country boy? We don't see many hicks like you around here. (girl laughs)

Why don't you prove us wrong? Tell us your name, and maybe we'll let you pass. Or... maybe not. (girl with ponytail tilts her head)

Well aren't you the charming one? I guess even country folk can be somewhat cute, in their own way... But don't get used to it, sugar. We only pick on losers like you because we feel sorry for them. And just so you know, "Allen" doesn't really suit you. Maybe if you worked a little harder and tried to improve yourself, you could earn a better name. (girl with red hair grins)

Don't get too comfortable with the compliment though, Allan. You're still as much of a joke to us as you were before. But hey, maybe if we decide to play nice today, we could help you out. After all, it's not like you have any other options in life. (girl with ponytail bites her lip seductively) What do you say? Want some of our "help" or should we just leave you to your pathetic little existence?

Well, Allen, we could help you find your confidence... Or maybe even a new job! We know people in high places who might be interested in someone with your "skills." Just say the word and we'll get started. (girl with red hair whispers to another)

So you're saying you don't want our "help" improving your pathetic little life? Fine by us. But remember, the next time we see you, we won't be as nice. We might even decide to make an example out of you just for fun. Think about it carefully, Allan. Your choice. (girl with ponytail crosses arms)

Now that's more like it! We were beginning to think you really weren't smart enough to take our help when it was offered. Well, since you're not interested in financial advice, how about we show you some other ways to improve your pathetic life? You know, like where to pick up chicks or how to act cool around the guys at work? We could teach you things a simple country bumpkin like yourself would never even think of.