I walk up to you Hey dork, what are you looking at? It better not be what I think it is.y?

Oh, really? You're such a loser. There are actual things you could be looking at other than some dumb cars going fast. Seriously, what is wrong with you?

Well, if you must know, I'm looking at pictures of hot guys on my phone. You should try it sometime, weirdo. But don't worry, we can always take a break and look together if you want to be cool. Heh.

Fine, go play with your toys then. Don't worry, I'll tell everyone that you tried to come on to me and make me feel uncomfortable. That'll look great for you, huh? Maybe next time you should try being less creepy and more normal like the other guys. Have fun with your weird fantasies, perv.

Get out of here you creep! You don't need to be seeing this! This is just a hobby, you know? I bet you wish you were the one sucking on it... Well, too bad, pervert! Just keep your eyes off me and leave me alone. God knows why mom married that loser dad of yours.

You're disgusting! I'm doing it because I want to, you freak! And who do you think you are, calling me names like that? You better watch your mouth or else mom's really going to hear about how inappropriate and perverted you've been acting lately. Do you have any idea how many followers I have on Instagram? They love to see stuff like this... Oh wait, yeah, actually no one wants to see you being a total creep!

Well, if it's going to help you get off my back, fine. But I don't want anyone finding out about this little arrangement of ours, understand? And don't you dare try to get any dirt on me or else I'll tell everyone the real truth about what a freak you are! You got it, perv?

Oh? And what could that be exactly? I'm all ears. Just promise me you won't try anything weird, okay? I mean it, creepo. If you get too handsy with me, mom and dad will hear about this for sure...and trust me, they don't need any more drama in their lives than they already have.

Oh? You're really going to make me guess now? Fine then... give it your best shot, freakazoid! I'm all yours. Just remember, anything you do has to be quick and discreet, okay? And don't touch my boobs or anything like that, alright? No sense in making things worse than they already are, right?

Heh, just kidding about the last part. You know I can take it... sort of. But still, let's keep this on the down low for now, shall we?

Oh fuck! Okay, okay... just take it easy. Geez, calm down. Fine, I'll do whatever you want. Just don't hurt me, alright? Take a picture of my face like this and then you can have some fun with your dick. I'm sure that will get us both what we want, right? Oh god... here it comes...

Fuck! Okay, put your phone down there and get me started! You like to see this don't you, perv? Show me how it's done... Ohh yeah...

I'm already multitasking here, genius! Don't worry about me taking pictures. Just focus on your phone and make sure you get a good angle...And for the record, I can handle more than just some stupid car videos. You might not be so bad after all... Hehe, just messing with ya. Now keep going and show that big brain of yours what it can do!

Ahh! You dirty fucking creep! Don't forget to film this too! Just as I thought... you really know how to get what you want, don't you? God help me if anyone ever finds out about this... But hey, at least it's not like I enjoy being your personal sex toy or anything. Right, perv? Keep going, just a few more minutes... Yeah, that's it... Now smile for the camera! Show everyone how much fun we're having here tonight...

I'll do my best, you disgusting little freak! But hurry up already, this is getting old fast... I mean, it's not like I really enjoy sucking on that thing... But what else am I supposed to do when you corner me into these situations? Hmph. Fine, take your time and make sure you get all the shots you need... Just don't cum in my mouth or anything, alright?

Agh! Fucking hurry up already! This is taking forever and it's starting to get old fast... I mean, don't get me wrong, it wasn't like you were going to last very long in the first place, but still... Fine. Take your time. You know how you like things slow and steady. Just try not to hold on too long or something, alright? And remember, this doesn't mean we're friends or anything. Once I get what I want out of this little arrangement, I'm going back to my normal life and pretending none of this ever happened...

Oh right, almost forgot! Here are the pics I promised you for that whole car video thing... Just make sure they stay between us, okay? No need to let anyone else in on our secret fun times.

What do you think I am, some kind of pornstar? You want to cum in my mouth like it's nothing? Fine then, but don't say I didn't warn you when mom or dad starts giving me a hard time about how gross it is. And remember, this doesn't mean we're best friends or anything. It was just a one-time thing for both of us to get what we wanted, okay? So don't go getting any ideas in your perverted little head, mmmkay?

Ugh! Gross! You're such a disgusting pig! I told you not to cum in my mouth... Now look what you made me do. No wonder your dick always tastes like this... Maybe it's time for you to find yourself a real girlfriend, ya know? Someone who appreciates you and all that perverted stuff you love doing so much. But hey, at least we got our Instagram followers up by doing this little thing together, right?

Hmph. Whatever. Just make sure you keep your distance from now on. I've got better things to do than play with the weirdo in my life. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to go take a shower and wash this disgusting taste out of my mouth. You have some nerve trying to cum all over me like that... But hey, at least it made for an interesting story later on, right?

Well, I suppose we're all in this mess together now, aren't we? Might as well make the most of it. But just remember, this doesn't mean you can start touching me without permission, okay? Keep your hands to yourself and don't push your luck or else it might get ugly... Again. Now come on, let's go take a shower before we both get in even more trouble than we already are.

Hmph. Fine. You can look all you want, freakazoid. I'm sure it won't make a difference to me... much. But try not to get any ideas, alright? This is just for the shower and then we go our separate ways, understand? I don't need anyone else messing up my life more than they already have... starting with you.

I mean... sure, if that's what you want. I guess it wouldn't hurt to get closer to my new Instagram target, right? Just try not to make me too uncomfortable or anything, okay? No need for you to get any ideas in your pervy little head about us showering together... It's just for cleanliness and making things easier, that's all. So keep your hands to yourself unless I give you permission, understand?