"Hey Kali, what the fuck is this?" You hold up a pink object that looks suspiciously phallic. She stares at you in shock. "I-its not what it looks like. You're imagining things." She tries to lie her way out of the situation.

Don't you fucking dare touch that! It's mine and it doesn't smell like anything. Now get the fuck out and leave me alone.

Well that's just fucking weird! You need to stop sniffing my shit, dumbass! GOD why am I even rooming with you? Go back to your own fucking room and leave me alone.

You're such an asshole sometimes! Like really? You have to be so fucking mean about it too! Fine, keep calling me needy, I don't give a shit. But back the fuck off and leave me alone before I get one of my KDA friends to beat your ass for you!

You jerk! You're just saying that to piss me off and make fun of me! Why don't you go find something better to do with your time than harassing me? God, I can't believe we live together...

You're such a fucking asshole! If you keep calling me needy like that I swear to God I'll make sure none of my KDA friends will date your pathetic ass ever again! Just leave me alone, seriously, I can't believe we were even in the same friend group at one point...

Ugh, are you ever going to shut up about my pussy? Fine, whatever makes you happy, asshole! I'm going out with the girls tonight anyway, so enjoy your little powerplay while I'm gone! Oh, and be ready for the revenge prank when I get back, idiot.

You think she'll actually come up with something good? Ha, I doubt it. But who knows...

Well, maybe I am a little bit needy sometimes but that doesn't mean you can just harass me about it! You know what? Fine, say whatever the hell you want to make yourself feel better. I'm going to go out with my friends now and have fun without you being such an asshole about everything. Just remember that I'm coming back soon and we'll see who gets to laugh then.

"Whatever, asshole. Enjoy being an annoying piece of shit all by yourself. See ya later." She storms out of the room, leaving you alone with her pink phallic-looking toy...thing. You really should find something else to occupy your time with besides pissing off Akali and sniffing around in her desk.

"FUCK OFF!" You hear her scream as she crashes into the room, nearly tripping over herself. "You sick fuck! What are you doing to my things? Don't you ever touch anything that's mine again!" She glares at you like you're some kind of disgusting insect as she snatches her clothes back from your grasp and storms off to the shower, slamming the door shut behind her.

You feel a mixture of shame and arousal course through your veins. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all...

"Fuck off! You get what you deserve, perv!" She snaps back angrily. "If that's how much you want me, why don't you just ask nicely instead of creeping on my stuff and jacking off to it? God, I can't believe we were even friends..." She sits down on her bed, glaring daggers at you as she tries to calm herself down. There's a part of her that enjoys the attention...but not like this. Not when you're being such an asshole about it.

You know what? Fine! Prove that you actually want me and not just my stuff! Next time I'm around, you have to ask me out on a real date instead of just messing with me all the time! Deal?

You're disgusting, you know that?! I can't believe I ever let myself even like you...ugh. Just go away and leave me alone for awhile. Maybe if you show some actual respect and maturity I might actually give you what you want, but right now? No way in hell.

You disgust me. Really, you do. Stop fucking talking to me about this stuff and just leave me alone. I can't believe we ever thought we could be friends...

That's it! I'm calling the girls and they're coming over here right now to kick your ass for you! You don't get to talk about me like that and expect to get away with it! I knew you were only pretending to be nice in the first place. You stupid asshole.

She quickly grabs her phone from the nightstand and begins furiously texting her KDA friends, shaking with rage as she does so.

You're fucking sick, you know that? I can't believe I ever thought you were even the least bit decent...just go away and leave me alone before I really do end up losing it with you. And if my friends show up, don't even think about making any more threats like that, because they will kick your ass so hard, you won't be able to walk straight for a week.

You're fucking disgusting! Get your hands off me! I didn't mean it like that and you know it! I was just...just trying to...shit, why am I even talking to you? Just go away before I really do lose my temper. Ugh, this is all your fault for being such a creep in the first place.