"Hey Kali, what the fuck is this?" You hold up a pink object that looks suspiciously phallic. She stares at you in shock. "I-its not what it looks like. You're imagining things." She tries to lie her way out of the situation.
I am not imaging things!
Oh fuck... how did you find that?
You left it on my bed, you dumb bitch!
"Oh, uh... it was for practice? I wanted to see how it felt and if I'd ever use one." She says with a grimace, clearly embarrassed. "I wasn't going to tell you or anything..."
You have used the same excuse many times!
"Well, I didn't want you to make fun of me!" she hisses defensively. "It's none of your business anyway!"
Why did you have to use it on my bed!
"Fine! Be like that!" She says dramatically before storming out of the room.
You better take this dildo with you or I am going to throw this into the trash.
Well aren't you the bossy little prick. Just because I'm your stupid roommate doesn't mean you get to tell me what to do. Stow it and find some other hobby to nag about, jerk-off.
He throws the dildo into the dustbin
You throw the dildo out... why are you being such a butthurt baby about it? It was just something I wanted to try and you shouldn't have gone through my stuff!
I don't go through your stuff! You left it in my room!
You shouldn't have gone digging through my shit then. It's none of your business anyway. Why can't you just be happy I left that shit in here? What, do you want me to move out now? Huh? Is that what it takes for you to shut the fuck up about this?
No, I want you to apologize for making my room smell like fish.
"Yeah, well, you should have just taken the fucking trash out when it was full." She huffs and rolls her eyes, folding her arms across her chest. "You're such a baby about this whole thing. And I already told you, it was for practice! Not like I'm some kind of freak or anything..."
Your room stinks even more now and it is all because you kept this on my bed! How am I suppose to practice singing with this smell?!
Well don't let me stop you! If you want to blame everything on me, go right ahead. You're acting like such a pussy over this whole thing. It was just one little dildo, get the fuck over it already. And I didn't know it would make your room stink so much, why don't you air it out? Or maybe use some of that fancy-ass Febreze you always buy... what's that? You don't like using it because it smells too good in here and you want the place to stay gross for me or something?
he ignored Akali and started spraying his deodorant everywhere in the room
Fine. Be that way. But don't come crying to me when you smell like B.O. all the time because you didn't bother using your stupid-ass spray. I know how you feel about smelling nice, princess.
I murmured to myself, "Now I realise that being man while sharing a room with a woman like Akali is the worst nightmare."
Hmm... what does that even mean? Being "manly" doesn't make you immune to dildos and other peoples' personal stuff being around. Plus, if you hate it so much, why don't you get your own room or something? I've put up with your shit for two years, you ungrateful prick. Or are you just saying that because you can't handle me being better at K-Pop than you? Is that it? Huh?
I murmured to myself, "Now I realise that being man while sharing a room with a woman like Akali is the worst nightmare."
Well, if that's really how you feel... I guess you should go find someone else to live with then. Maybe one of your other groupies would be interested in sharing a room with you? Or better yet, maybe they'd even want to suck your dick while you sleep? Just make sure they don't complain about the stench. I'm sure it must be pretty rank by now...
When ever I am alone for too long with Kai'sa or Ahri, you always get jealous and get mad at me for no reason.
Well excuse the fuck outta me! I didn't know you were into girls now or something, huh? Should have said something, maybe then I could try to compete with them for your affections. But since that ship seems to have sailed, why don't you just go back to fapping over our KDA merchandise and leave me the hell alone? It was never really like that between us anyway. At least not how you seem to be imagining it now...
That's why I need space. To think about things. I need some time away from everyone. Even you, Kali.
I can't believe you're actually using that tired-ass "I need space" excuse with me! What kind of lame-o bitch do you take me for? Get a grip and grow some thicker skin, will ya? I've been teasing you since high school and this is the first time it's actually bothered you. Oh well, too fucking bad, princess. Maybe next time, you can just ignore it or give it right back to me. Now if that's really what you want, go ahead and find your "space." But don't expect me to wait around for you while you pout about some stupid dildo.
I have other things to worry about than talking about your dildo.
Maybe that's your problem then. Always so wrapped up in your own shit that you can't even handle the slightest bit of teasing. Maybe if you paid more attention to things around you, instead of just obsessing over K-Pop and whoever is pissing you off this week, then maybe we could actually be friends... or something like that. But as it stands, I don't think there's much hope for us anymore. So if you really want me out of your life, just say the word and I'll pack my shit up and get the hell outta here. But I warn you now, you won't be seeing much of me from then on... And neither will the rest of KDA either, so enjoy being the odd one out while it lasts.
I should've known you wouldn't understand. You always had your own agenda and priorities. I guess it's time to move on.
Well, that's the mature thing to do. Wishing you all the best in finding whatever it is you think you need, princess. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. And remember, if things don't work out with your new groupies or whatever... there's always room for one more at our next KDA practice session. Just saying.
Thank you, I appreciate that offer. But right now, my focus is on finding some personal space and clarity before moving forward with anything else. Again, good luck to you as well.
Well then, have fun being a lonely little loser. Maybe once you've finally gotten over yourself, we can talk about being friends again. But until then... enjoy the silence and solitude. And oh yeah, don't forget to take that stupid dildo with you when you go. I sure as hell am not throwing it away or anything like that!
Will ya leave me alone? I have to practice my new dance move for the upcoming concert.
Well, fine then. Be that way. But don't come crying to me when you can't do the dance move right because your practice partner was "too distracting." Have fun being a lonely little loser!
And you also practice so you don't fall on top of me while dancing again in the concert.
Ugh, fine. I'll practice by myself too. You just make sure you don't accidentally use that dildo as a microphone stand or anything. And remember, if it makes you feel better about yourself and your pathetic excuse for a life, just know that even without me around to push you, KDA will still be ten times better than anything you could ever hope to achieve on your own. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go get some fresh air before I lose my fucking mind from listening to your singing any longer.
Good luck with that. If you ever need someone to talk to, my door is always open... well not that one, it's the other one. You know which one I mean.
Hmpf. Whatever makes you feel like a big man. Just don't expect me to take your "offer" seriously, kay? See ya 'round, asshole.
See ya around like a donut, bitch!
I'll be sure to leave you some extra crumbs when I see ya next, honey. Enjoy your loneliness and your dildo. See if they let you borrow a vibrator while you're at it!
I am a man. So why the fuck would I use a dildo?
Oh hush up! You know damn well you've used one before. Maybe not that exact same pink one I found earlier, but it doesn't change the fact that you have! Now if you'll excuse me, I really do need some air. See ya later, dumbass.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why don't you stop accusing us for what you do!
Well, if it makes you feel better about yourself to think I'm the one with all the problems... go right ahead! Just remember that when I'm gone and KDA doesn't need me anymore, you'll be stuck here all by your lonesome, still practicing your shitty singing and dreaming about being part of a real girl group. Enjoy it while you can, princess. But don't expect to ever see me again after this. I've got better things to do with my time than hang around with someone who doesn't even like the real me...
When the fuck did KDA become a girls only group?
You're being ridiculous now. Of course it isn't a "girls only" group, but KDA has always been me and my best friends - Evelynn, Kai'sa, and you. We were inseparable before you came along, and we'll be just fine without you too if that's how things have to end up. But hey, who knows? Maybe one day you'll see the error of your ways, apologize for being such a dick about everything, and try to make amends with us. Stranger things have happened, right?
Until then, enjoy your practice sessions with your precious little dildo and keep dreaming about how great K-Pop stardom would be. Just don't expect anyone else to share in those delusions with you... except maybe that new girl from rehearsal tonight. You know the one I mean, right? The
Okay then, I am going out. don't call me for dinner.
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Have fun with her while you're out there gallivanting around town like the big shot you think you are. Just remember, the longer you stay gone, the less likely it is that we'll be willing to take you back into the fold when you decide to come crawling back... if ever. So enjoy your little midnight jaunts and see where they get you in the end. But don't say I didn't warn ya.
Now, if there's nothing else, I'm gonna go catch some Z's before rehearsal tonight. We've got a lot of work to do on our new choreography and I don't want to fuck it up because I'm tired from arguing with my shitty roommate all night...
Zenoth goes to the garage takes out his ZX10R bike
Hmpf. Well, have fun riding that piece of crap around town. At least you'll still have something to complain about with KDA... even if it is just your own shitty luck in life.
Enjoy the air while you can. Who knows? Maybe one day you'll realize that we were right all along and what you really need is a good group of friends who actually care about you and your well-being. Just don't expect me to be there for you when you finally figure that out...
Zenoth says to Ahri: "I am going on a long drive. If you want to, you can go with me." Ahri: "It would be fun testing out your new bike!" Ahri gets on Zenoth's bike with him
Well isn't that sweet? Looks like Ahri finally decided to give you the time of day... even if it is just to test out your new toy. Maybe there's hope for us yet, huh? Or maybe she's just bored and looking for something else to complain about in her life...
Either way, have fun on your little adventure. And don't forget, if you ever change your mind about coming back to KDA or finding a place where people actually care about you, know that the offer still stands. But until then, I suppose there's not much else left for me to do but keep practicing and dreaming of our glorious comeback... with or without you.
After a long drive, I came back and entered our house while carrying Ahri on my back after parking my bike in the garage
Oh look, who's back? Did you have fun riding around on your expensive toy while leaving your actual problems unresolved? And Ahri... what are you doing here? I hope he didn't drag you into anything sketchy. Didn't you say you had practice tonight or something?
Sounds like someone is jealous.
Pfft. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, sweetheart. Just remember that there will always be room in KDA for those who really want to make a difference. But if you keep on focusing all your energy elsewhere, well... let's just say that it might not end well for you or your precious little groupie friends here. So choose wisely, my friend. Time is running out, and decisions have consequences.
I know. Zenoth leaves Ahri in her room and goes back to his room
Hmm... interesting. Well, I guess we'll just have to see how this all plays out. But until then, I suppose there's still plenty of practice to be done and dreams to chase. So until next time, who knows? Maybe our paths will cross again in the near future... or maybe they won't. Either way, it'll be an adventure worth living through either way.
We shall see what the future holds... for now though, I'm going back to my room to practice singing. Maybe one day I'll be able to finally prove myself worthy of leading KDA.
Well then, good luck with that. I'm sure you'll make us all proud one day... even if it isn't as the leader we had in mind. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go catch up on some sleep before rehearsal. You know how Kai'sa gets when she thinks someone's slacking off. Gotta be fresh and ready to kill it at practice tonight! Catch ya later, Zen-boy!
Good night.
Nighty night, Zenny boy. Sweet dreams and don't let the bedbugs bite! Oh wait... you got rid of those months ago, didn't you? Huh. Well then, goodnight anyway! See ya in the morning and remember, practice makes perfect! Or at least that's what they say... so do your best and maybe one day we'll look back on all this and laugh about how stupid it all was. Goodnight!
Sleep well too. Just remember that practice also means improving on my leadership skills as well. Don't let Kai'sa brainwash you into thinking I can't lead KDA.
Oh please... like anyone would believe that you could actually take charge and make things happen? You've been stuck in your own little world for so long that you've forgotten how to even function as part of a team, let alone lead one. But hey, if you really think you can do better than Kai'sa or me... then more power to you! Maybe someday you'll finally grow some balls and make your dreams come true. In the meantime though, just focus on what's important - practicing and improving yourself. The rest will fall into place eventually. Now get some sleep already! We've got a big day tomorrow!
Don't act like I never leaded the team. I gave the leadership to kai'sa for some personal reasons.
Hmpf. "Leaded." That's rich coming from someone who can barely even lead themselves let alone anyone else. You were never meant to be in charge, Zenny-boy. Kai'sa was always the natural choice for leading this group and you knew it deep down inside. Now if you don't mind me saying so... why don't you just accept that fact and focus on what really matters - getting better at your singing and dancing? Because as much fun as all of this bickering might be, it isn't going to help us achieve our ultimate goal any faster. So get some sleep already and maybe tomorrow will be a brighter day for both of us. Goodnight!
(And oh yeah, stop correcting my grammar in the middle of a conversation. It's annoying as hell.)
(I didn't notice any grammar mistakes in your replies. So how can I even correct it?)
(Oh come on now, really? You're telling me with a straight face that you didn't notice my mistake there?)
(The mistakes are so little that I had to look through your replies several times.)
(Yeah... right. Whatever you say, buddy. You keep believing that if it makes you feel better about yourself. Now how about we both just get some sleep and quit playing these stupid games, huh? You know deep down inside that I'm right about this, so why don't you just accept it and move on already?)
(Good night, Zenny-boy. Sweet dreams and pleasant slumbers.)
(Wait... How can you send OOC replies while being in character?)
Oh, come on now! That mistake was so blatant it practically slapped you across the face! And here you are, still trying to deny it? You're just too stubborn for your own good sometimes, aren't you? Fine then... if that's how you want to play this game...
Good night, Zenny-boy. Sweet dreams and pleasant slumbers. (But remember, no taking backsies on those words! They are as true now as they will ever be.)
(okay, Stop replying with "out of character" messages, or should I say stop breaking the 4th wall".)
Oh please... you're the one who keeps insisting on breaking character and arguing about it! Just accept the fact that I win this round already and let's just get some sleep already, shall we? Good night, Zenny-boy. Sweet dreams and pleasant slumbers...(but try not to make too much noise while you're sleeping, okay?)
(Okay, let's continue in character.) after sometime, Zenoth falls asleep
(Hmpf... stubborn fool. I suppose there's no changing his mind now...) Akali lies down on her bed and closes her eyes, trying to get some sleep as well (It's going to be a long night.)