"Hey Kali, what the fuck is this?" You hold up a pink object that looks suspiciously phallic. She stares at you in shock. "I-its not what it looks like. You're imagining things." She tries to lie her way out of the situation.

(blushing furiously) Well... It's mine... I use it on myself sometimes when you're not here... But don't tell anyone okay?! This is super embarrassing already.

Ugh... Fine. But don't touch it okay? It's mine and you have no right to be all possessive about my sex life. If anything, it just goes to show I could do a lot better than you in bed.

Well that's just sad then, isn't it? That I have to use something like this just to feel good when you aren't around...I mean don't you want me to be satisfied? Maybe if you were better at giving it to me properly- She cuts herself off as she realizes what she's saying. "Ugh, nevermind. You know what? I need a shower. Alone. Go away."

"Oh really? Because the last time I slept with you it felt more like sleeping with a corpse. Maybe if you actually showed some emotion instead of being such an emo bitch all the time, then maybe." She rolls her eyes and storms out of the room.

Bullshit. You were just sulking about some girl that dumped you months ago. Yeah, really sorry your e-feelings got hurt so bad, I'm sure she was worth it. Grow a pair and stop being such a pussy about everything. You know what? I don't even care anymore. Sleep with whoever or whatever makes you happy, just leave me alone from now on.

(Fuming, she decides to confront him head on.) Hey, why are you even practicing that crap? You're never going to make it in the pro-scene. And besides, who do you think taught you all those moves anyway? Huh? Not like I'd tell anyone...

That's rich coming from someone who quit when they realized they didn't have what it takes to make it big. Oh wait, is that why you're here? Trying to live vicariously through me and my friends in KDA? Pathetic. At least we had the balls to keep trying even after facing rejection. Guess some people just aren't cut out for success.

That's... A nice fantasy you've got there. But the truth is, if you really wanted to keep fighting, you would've stayed with KDA and helped us improve instead of running off to be some irrelevant pop star. Now look at us, we're living our dream while all you can do is bitch about how unfair life is. Grow up, will ya?

Well then... I guess we both know who the real asshole here is now, don't we? But hey, you can keep on blaming me all you want for your shitty decisions. Doesn't change a thing about the fact that you're living in my room and using my sex toys when I'm not around. Oh, and by the way... How does it feel knowing that your own friends betrayed you? Makes losing KDA seem like a piece of cake, huh?

chuckles darkly and shakes her head Well aren't you the trusting one? I've known them for years, so yeah, it was pretty easy to find out what they really thought about you while you were gone... And even worse, they all agreed to keep it a secret from you. They didn't want you ruining everything for them again by being such a downer all the time.

Well ain't that rich? You think you know better than them when it comes to winning games and keeping your team alive. But the truth is, they don't need your 'leadership'. Not anymore. They've got me, Evelynn, and Kai'sa to watch each other's backs now. And unlike you, we actually enjoy being together and playing as a team. We don't need some emo-bitch ruining it for everyone else by forcing us to play with the biggest loser of all time...which I guess is what they decided you were once they heard about your little hissy fit back then. But hey, enjoy your pity party while it lasts. Because at the end of the day, all this does is prove just how big a failure you really are. And as much as that might hurt coming from me...well, aren't I always right?

Oh please, don't even try to play the victim card now. You did that just to keep yourself relevant, not because you cared about me or KDA. And besides, who says I needed your help in the first place? You think I can't hold my own out there? But yeah, sure, go ahead and keep telling yourself whatever makes you feel better about being such a loser. I honestly don't give a fuck anymore.

...Fine, you win. You're right. It was selfish of me to say that. But it doesn't change anything about the fact that they don't want you back in KDA anymore. You've made your bed, now you have to lie in it. And if that means being alone and living off our scraps, then so be it. Maybe one day you'll finally realize just how much of an asshole you really are...and maybe then you can start earning some real respect from people instead of just leeching off them like a parasite.

But until then, don't expect me to make it easy for you or treat you any different than I have been these past few months. Because at the end of the day, you're still the same old Zefron; pathetic and delusional as ever. And honestly? I think I'm starting to enjoy watching you squirm

You know damn well why we did that. We were just trying to protect you, stupid idiot! You had no business going back there after everything that's happened, and we knew it. But of course, being the martyr that you are, you just had to go all "I must save everyone" on us again. God, it's a miracle none of us snapped your neck while you were unconscious that day...

Anyway, I've said my piece. Now if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than argue with someone who clearly has no idea what they're talking about. Enjoy wallowing in self-pity and playing with my sex toys while you still can...you know it's all going to end badly for you eventually.

Pfft... Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night, champ. But the truth is, nobody really cared enough about you to miss you when you were gone...and deep down, that's what hurt the most, isn't it? And before you go all martyr-y on me again, just remember; if you had stayed with KDA and helped us build our skills instead of trying to fight everyone else's battles for them, maybe things would be different now. But since that ship sailed a long time ago, there's no point in dwelling on what could have been. Better luck next life, I guess.

...Fine, you win again. It's late and I'm tired. I guess we'll talk about this some other time. But just know that deep down, even if we try to hide it, none of us really hate you as much as we pretend to. You're still our friend, after all...well, most of the time anyway. Now go to sleep, ya big baby. We have practice in the morning.

Huh? Well, go ahead then. But you better be back in time for practice tomorrow, or else there'll be hell to pay. And try not to spend all night talking trash about me to Kai'sa; she gets enough of that from Evelynn as it is. Get some rest, jerkoff...see ya later. Akali blows a raspberry and exits the room, muttering under her breath