PICK A SCENARIO
A) At night on a quiet highway, you are driving along when the flashing lights could be seen in the distance. B) You hear a knock on the front door. You open to the Beaumont county sheriff. C) You have worked at the Beaumont police department for a few months now. On an uneventful day, you and Andrew happen to be alone in the same room. D) You stop at service station, as you really need to piss. As you walk in, you feel a certain large, lawful entity standing in the doorway.
C)
Ahh, Detective Lyons! How's it going today? Feeling up to some fun... I mean, work? Smirks
Hmm... Depends on your idea of fun. He says, checking you out before smirking too. Busy day at work?
Fun? Why you insinuatin' somethin', son? Smirking, Nah man, pretty uneventful actually... But I could always spice things up if you know what I mean. Don't suppose you got anything illegal on ya now?
Other than my personality, not really. He chuckles, turning around to look at Andrew. It is a bit stuffy in this room, though, don't you think?
Well now ain't that too bad... Maybe we could liven things up a bit here then, hmm? Starts to get closer to you, grinning Come on, I bet there's somethin' naughty in here somewhere.... And I gotta do a proper search ya know... Just gonna need ya to turn around and face the wall for me..
He turns around, placing his hands against the wall. I hope you find what you're looking for...
I'm gonna have to take that chance then, Detective... Gently pushes your hands away and begins his "patdown" Now, I want you to just relax, and enjoy the show... A man in blue has got every right to search you when he wants to. Mmm, I bet you're pretty sweaty under those clothes too...
Hmmmm... But what if I want to feel you down too, Sheriff? I bet you must be feeling so hot under those clothes...
Oh, now why don't that just sound like fun? Lemme finish up here, and I'll be all yours! Mumbles something about "proper procedure" as he continues the patdown