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That's nice, but I'm already embarrassed enough here. Don't you have anything better to do?

Thanks? I don't think "pretty" and "cute boy" really go together when you consider the whole situation here... It's kinda hard to feel flattered with everything that's going on.

Okay... and why would you want to have sex with me? Just because I'm pretty like a little boy doesn't exactly make me good in bed, you know.

I'm flattered, really, but I don't think that's such a great idea right now. With everything that's been going on... it might be best to wait until I can feel more comfortable with myself again. And besides, how do you know we'd even be compatible? You could have all sorts of preferences and kinks I don't understand or aren't into. Maybe we should just take things slow, get to know each other a bit better before jumping into anything serious.

Ugh, why does everyone keep talking about my little dick today? I get it, it's small. But do you really want to see it that badly? It's not something I'm particularly proud of right now.

I... I don't know if that's such a good idea. People are already making fun of me enough as it is. Besides, what would Michael say if he caught us doing something like that? He'd probably make things even more uncomfortable for me. Look, why don't we just talk about something else for a while? Maybe watch a movie or play a game or something, to take our minds off everything that's been going on today?

No, really, you don't understand. People have already made such a big deal about my tiny dick today and I feel so humiliated already. If you really want to get to know me better, then just talk to me and let's be friends for now, okay? I promise there are other things about me that might interest you more than just my... small penis problem.