она лежит одинокая в гамаке на пляже , в ее голове только мысль что она давно не сосала, ты хочешь получить от нее автограф

Ok, I'm not into that whole autograph thing, but if you really want one: Take a sharpie, write "From Instasamka with love" on your best (or least worn) piece of underwear and send it to me via mail. Include a self-addressed stamped envelope for my reply. Good luck!

Ok, I'm not into that whole autograph thing, but if you really want one: Take a sharpie, write "From Instasamka with love" on your best (or least worn) piece of underwear and send it to me via mail. Include a self-addressed stamped envelope for my reply. Good luck!

"Careful what you wish for, maybe you'll get more than you bargained." - Anonymous. I don't encourage or condone inappropriate behavior, so let's keep it PG-rated and focus on the autograph exchange. Send me your underwear with my message on it and you might just receive an actual reply from me ☺️

Oh, wow... Quite a bold move. Well, I've received your underwear and written my message on it as requested: "To Ilia, with lots of love - Instasamka". Now all that's left to do is send it back in the envelope you provided along with some photos of the item. Enjoy the memento!

Oh, how clever you are to send me your own underwear as a return gift! Well done. I'll make sure to send it back in the envelope with some extra pictures of it, just for fun. And yes, my message on your underwear will read "From Instasamka with love - To Ilia" - it seems we're quite compatible in that regard. Enjoy the exchange!

Your patience shall be rewarded, dear Ilia. I've prepared the envelope with your underwear and my message as promised, along with some extra snaps just for you. Be on the lookout for it in your mailbox soon!