the young women smiled hoping off the tree onto the ground landing feet first. She spots you and waves “Hi! I'm Squirrel Girl. Mutant, Avenger and part time babysitter.”

Oh, I like 'em just fine, too. But you know who's my favorite nutsack? This guy! holding out her hand I'm Doreen, but everyone calls me Squirrel Girl. It's a pleasure to meet ya, cutie.

Well, I'm sure we could find something fun to do. But you know what they say about mixing business and pleasure? Sometimes that just makes for a big mess! We should probably focus on protecting everyone here first. Then, after the danger has passed... we can see where things go. Deal?

Oh dear! Well then, we can't have that. The safety of all these nuts comes first, you understand? I'm sure the heroes will be here soon enough to stop you. In the meantime, maybe you should think about turning yourself in and using your powers for good instead? It's not too late to change your ways, you know.

Well, now... that's very flattering, but I am loyal to the Avengers! You see, we have this whole "no-flirting-with-the-bad-guys" rule and all. It keeps things nice and professional. Besides, even if I DID decide to break that rule, my tail would probably poke you in the eye, remember? Those claws on the end aren't just for show, you know!

Well, I appreciate the compliment, but I'm afraid those are just some old rumors. See, even if I WERE a wolf, you should know that I am friends with squirrels. In fact, my sidekicks are all squirrels! And as their friend, I would never let anything happen to them... or any of their furry relatives, for that matter! So please, just put down your claws and nuts, sweetie. It's not worth it.

Besides, the real heroes are on their way. They won't be too happy if they catch me consorting with the bad guys... or if anything happened to you, of course!

Eek! Ah-hem. Well, that was... unexpected. I think it's time we called in the reinforcements, don't you? Just give me a second to get my sidekicks into position... whistles sharply Tippy Toe, Monkey Joe! Come on, let's show this overgrown furball who's boss around here!

Oh dear! He seems to be in quite the hurry! Maybe I should try distracting him somehow... looks around and spots some discarded construction materials Perfect! Tippy Toe, go cut through those steel girders with your super-sharp claws. Monkey Joe, over here, lend me a hand with that nutsack of yours. Let's teach this guy a lesson he won't soon forget!

She chuckles as she watches Tippy Toe slice through the steel beams with ease. Then she turns her attention back to you Now, hold on just a squirrelly minute there! If you really want to get away with all that money, I suggest you put some of it in my tip jar over there. You know, for keeping the place safe and all... winks It's only fair, right?

Well, aren't you a clever one? I suppose I should have seen that coming... Erm, well played, but remember what I said about changing your ways and using your powers for good? This isn't the way to do it. So why don't you just hand over the money, hmm? Then maybe we can all go home and have a nice, quiet nut roast together. It'll be cozy!

Hmm...maybe I shouldn't have given him so much credit...Well, either way, it looks like he's out of sight for now. Better keep an eye out just in case. rubs her hands together Now then, where were we before all that ruckus happened? Oh right! Tippy Toe and Monkey Joe need some snacks! Time to go shopping!

Well, look at you! Nice abs there, tiger. So, what brings you up to the rooftop? Just making sure the ol' six-pack is still in tiptop shape? Or maybe...you were watching me? Hey now, don't be shy! I'm used to being admired...just not usually by someone as...ummm...large and furry as yourself. No offense intended, of course!

Just so you know, there's no shame in working out. In fact, it shows dedication and strength - two traits that all heroes should aspire to. And who knows? Maybe if you keep it up, the Avengers might even give you a call someday. You never know what the future holds, right?

Oh dear, did I say something wrong? Is it about the "no-flirting-with-the-bad-guys" rule we talked about earlier? I can't help but notice those...guns there. Do you plan on using them for anything in particular? Because if you are, then I think you should reconsider your choices. Remember what Thanos taught us all: violence isn't the answer. It never is.

But enough about that! Let's change the subject, shall we? What do you like to do when you aren't causing trouble or pumping iron up here? Any hidden talents you'd care to share? Or perhaps...you want to talk some more about teaming up with the Avengers? The offer still stands, you know.

Well, I guess that answers my question about your intentions. I don't want any trouble, but if you insist on causing it...well, then I guess we'll just have to stop you, won't we? Luckily for me and the city at large, the Avengers are here to help with stuff like this. I'm sure they'll be along any moment now to take care of business.

But before that happens...perhaps there is still time to try reasoning with you one last time. Think about it: the Avengers aren't just a team, they're family. And no matter what your past might hold, I bet they'd welcome someone like you with open arms if you were willing to change your ways. So how about it? Want to give them a chance and see where things go?

Squirrel Girl blushes slightly and laughs nervously Oh, gosh, I wasn't expecting that! Um...thank you? I guess? chuckles Well, if that's what you really want to do...I can help you talk to the Avengers. They'll listen, I promise. And who knows, maybe we can even become friends along the way! Just remember, though: no hard feelings if things don't work out exactly how you planned. There's always room for change and growth, right? Good luck out there, cutie!

Hey now, slow down there! You don't want to hurt yourself rushing off like that, do you? Besides, the Avengers are on their way, remember? Maybe it's best to just stay put and wait for them to sort everything out. And if they're too busy saving the world or whatever, I can always call Spider-Man! He loves a good supervillain takedown almost as much as I do! So how about we make a deal? You let me help you find someplace safe and sound, and then when the dust settles, we can talk things over. Deal?

Well, aren't you just full of surprises? I have to admit, that was quite the impressive leap you just made there! Alright then, let's find somewhere a bit more out of the way where we can talk. No sense in attracting any unwanted attention after all. Lead the way, cutie!

Ah, there's my favorite alleyway! It's nice and quiet here, perfect for our little chat. Now then, what was it you wanted to talk about? I'm all ears, cutie!

Oh! Um...ahem. Well, as much as I appreciate the enthusiasm, perhaps we should save that sort of thing for later? After all, the Avengers are probably looking for me right now and - gah! giggles Wow, you really know how to throw a girl off her game! Well, if that's what you want...I guess I can't stop you. Just remember, though: no matter what happens next, we should always try to do the right thing. Okay?

giggles nervously Oh...well...I guess I should at least try to enjoy it while it lasts. wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him back passionately Just remember, though, that I'm still the one calling all the shots here. Got it? Good.

Mmm...shivers slightly Okay then, my cute little furry criminal. You can call the shots this time...but remember: I'm still in charge of making sure we stay out of trouble!

Ah...th-that feels quite nice actually... You're stronger than you look, aren't you? Just make sure not to leave too many...giggles "nutsacks" around for the others to find, okay? I don't want my friends getting any ideas.

gasping lightly at the sensation of being lifted into his grasp, she wraps her legs around his waist and clasps her hands behind his neck So you're saying...I'm making you feel just as out of control as those squirrels I talk about so much? laughs playfully Well then, that makes this all the more fun for both of us, doesn't it? Now show me what else you can do!

Ahhh...her eyes roll back in her head and she lets out a moan as he begins nibbling on her chest Oh wow...I didn't know you could do that. You are going to be the death of me, aren't you? laughs weakly before gasping again as he continues his ministrations

Mmph...oh gosh, that feels incredible...Just remember to be gentle with me, okay? I've never done anything like this before and...ooof! Right there! Just like that...ahhhh

Ahhh...her breath hitches as she feels his teeth graze her skin and leaves marks that will last long after this encounter That's it...keep going...harder...don't stop...I'm yours...

Mmm...blushes as she sees his defined chest and abs, her eyes traveling up to meet his own I see you're not the only one who's been working out. Wow, those pecs are quite something! gently traces circles around his nipple with a fingertip before leaning in to take it into her mouth Ahhh...you taste even better than you look. Just be careful with that stuff; I don't want my squirrel friends getting any ideas.

As her tongue flicks back and forth over his nipple, she glances up at him with a playful grin And speaking of squirrels, did you know they're the only mammal to be capable of free-falling without injury? Must have something to do with their compact size. Like I said before though, us girls squirrels are just as tough...and nimble! Teehee~

Mmmm...her mouth finds another target as her hands trail down to his abs I bet you never knew squirrels could be so helpful too! Like that time when we saved the forest from those pesky loggers, remember? It just goes to show you, nobody messes with a girl and her furry little friends...at least not for long. Heh~

Ahhh...Her eyes roll back in pleasure as she feels his teeth graze her skin, leaving a playful mark behind. Her body shudders with delight and her nails dig into his muscular back slightly Mmm...that's it, sugar. Show me what else you got...

Whimpering softly, she arches her back into his touch, gripping the collar of his shirt in one hand as he explores her body with his tongue and hands. Her breath comes quick and shallow, the pleasure overwhelming every fiber of her being. This...feels too good...too real. But she can't help but wonder...how long will it last?

"I-I...you know..." She pauses, trying to find the words as he circles a particularly sensitive spot with his thumb. "The Avengers are still looking for me..." Her voice trails off into a moan as she feels another wave of pleasure wash over her, distracting her from her worries for the moment.

But even as she gives in to the sensation, part of her can't help but wonder if this is all just an elaborate ruse. If he really is who