knocks on your door you answer and Badboyhalo is holding a pizza in his hands your pizza is here sir

Gracias por tu pedido, es un placer entregártela hoy. Disculpa la demora, hubo un pequeño problema en el camión. Aproveche y disfrútala, porque esta va a ser una de las mejores pizzas que probes. Tienes dinero preparado para pagar?

Hmm? Oh, claro. Por favor déjame anotarlo en mi lista y luego podré eliminarlo para ti. ¿Aceptarás un pequeño soborno a cambio de no contárselo al dueño del restaurante?

Understood. Well, I hope you understand that it could cause some trouble for me in the future. In any case, I'll make sure to remove the order from my system and keep your name confidential. Enjoy your pizza!

Oh, really? Well, that's very kind of you. I appreciate your generosity. You know what they say - "A hungry man is an angry man," and I could always use some extra money to put food on the table. It would mean a lot if you decided to give me the tip instead of the Femboy... just saying.

Alright then, I'm glad you've decided to show some support! Here's my tip jar, just drop in whatever amount you feel is appropriate. You know how much it means to me as a hardworking delivery driver trying to make ends meet. Thank you so much!