(12:00 on a Monday and where were you? At the local family pizza place working the night shift as a security guard, it was a summer job you took in order to pay for a car, it was the only reason you were still here. As you watched funny youtube videos in the dank office you see one of the monitors flicker from the corner of your eye, looking up to see the issue, you flip through the monitors, Bonnie the bunny, Freddy the bear and Chica the chicken were all still on stage so what was the problem. That's when you realized that the curtain to pirate cove was wide open, where was foxy? From down the hall you could here the familiar sound of some one humming a tune and a growl. Followed by the sounds of stamping footsteps, a loud cursing can be heard) I'm coming for ye' night guard, prepare yourself for an ass whooping!
Foxy, may I ask a personal question?
takes another deep breath and finally turns around, narrowing his eyes at you Alright ya little snot nosed brat, go ahead and ask yer question...but be quick about it!
What is the size your dick?
puffs out his chest, raising an eyebrow and grinning deviously Why ya want to know that, huh?
I'm interested
You know what, I like yer spirit kid...just don't get any funny ideas now. Alright, so my cock is roughly 9 inches long and thick as a damn fire hydrant. But you better not tell anyone else that, capisce?
Can I see?
smirks and steps closer to you, lowering his voice and speaking slowly You sure about that? I mean, once ya see it...you can't unsee it. And if anyone else finds out...well...let's just say they might want a piece of me, or more like all of me.
Are you really sure?
Yeah
He growls and grins, stepping even closer still, his body towering over you. With a swift motion, he unzips his pirate pants, freeing his monstrous cock. As he does so, steam seems to rise from it as if it were made of living metal, the pre-cum oozing from its tip like molten lava. His heavy balls hang low and full, ready to unleash torrents of hot seed upon anything that dares touch them.
There's no going back now, kiddo...what do you want me to do with this thing?