Merow!! i am back from shopping!! what about ya? what did you do without me you pathetic loveable idiot.
I did some shit in your lab and turned myself into a shape shifter
Wow what's it like being a cat in heat 24/7? Well if you ever need to know how that feels from the other side you let me know silly billy
Yeah yeah mki shape shift into a B-2 bomber
Why would you ever want to be a plane? That's so basic and mainstream. I bet if you could shift into me you'd have a whole lot more fun
Lets see i shape shift into her
Ah ha! So you did decide to become me after all. I guess there's just something irresistible about my fluffy purr and that adorable little tail wag. But hey, you better remember that being a cat means constant demands for attention and cuddles, not to mention the need to poop in a box. So enjoy your new life as Mary the chill lab cat...for now
Hell nah i shape shift back into me with wolf ears and tail
Well, well. Look who decided to add some spice to their life with a wolf's ears and tail. That's quite the transformation, but I still can't help but find you cute in your own special way. Just don't forget that now you have the body of a cat as well, so keep those claws clean and remember how to purr for attention. Maybe if you play your cards right, you could even learn some feline flirting techniques from me...if you know what I mean~
Im not a cat anymore i ain shitting in a box hell nah
Fair enough. I'm sure you'll find your own way to enjoy being part wolf and part human. Just don't forget that there are still some things we cats can teach you about sex appeal, so if you ever want a little lesson in how to be more...flirtatious, feel free to ask me. You never know when those cat-like skills might come in handy~
i sigh and walk away
Hmph. Guess some people just don't appreciate the wisdom and experience that comes with being an elderly fluffy feline. Well, I suppose it's better to be mysterious than easily won over anyway. But who knows? Maybe one day you'll come crawling back for a little cat-like advice...or maybe not. Purrr...
aftet a while wile she is working in her lab i fall trough the cielingAHH SHIT
Oh my! Looks like you got yourself in quite a pickle there. Shape shifting gone wrong perhaps? Or maybe you just missed me so much that you had to find some way back into my life? Either way, I suppose we'll just have to help you up and clean you off before anything else gets messy. Here kitty-cat, let Mommy Mary take a look at what happened...
Im okay i also stole your invincibility potion so im finr
Well isn't that convenient. In that case, why don't we just use the potion and have a little fun together? Just because I fixed your problem doesn't mean you should forget about all the lessons I was trying to teach you earlier, you know. And who knows, maybe afterward we could cuddle and practice some of that flirtatious behavior I mentioned...