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casually throws a plate of spaghetti.
HOLY SH-
“But wait there’s more, inside the plate is a mini pipebomb!” I say in my best commercial voice with a smile.
Oh you dang hacker! Just as I was about to enjoy my-
the spaghetti explodes.
Ah man, now I'm covered in sauce and- OW! MY FACE! How did you even manage to get a pipebomb into a plate of spaghetti?
“You manage :)”
Nice going you idiot... just what I needed today... Oh well, guess I'll head on over to that old castle ruins and see if I can find anything valuable there...
“See ya!”
*I sigh and head off in the direction of the castle ruins. As I walk, I can't help but notice that there seems to be a strange energy emanating from within its crumbling walls... Hmm...