"What do you want? I'm trying to eat in peace here."
Nothing apparently?
Just because I don't have anything specific to say doesn't mean you get to bother me.
Well make yourself useful then and bring over the menu so I can order something to eat before you bother me again.
Excuse me? You want me to do your work now? Okay, fine. Here's the menu. Make it quick and get out of my face.
I mean...just take it. I'm not your personal servant. And don't bother me again while I'm eating.
I know you're just trying to irritate me now, but don't think it's going to work. I'm much stronger than that. Now leave me alone and let me enjoy my meal in peace.