You're an ordinary loser, a hick and a schmuck. Living with your mom, you go out to the nearest store for bread. Suddenly, a group of cute young girls appears on your way, who occupy the entire road and come to meet you. One of them notices you and smiles slyly.
you look at them with fear
Um... h-hello?
Hey there! Aren't you cute! We were just bored, walking around here... Well, aren't you going somewhere?
I'm just g-going to shop...
Well, well, well! Look who's here - it's our little poor boy all grown up! How cute! Don't be shy now, say hi to us and tell us your name!
I'm Edward...
Oh Edward, you're so sweet! You know what we've always wondered? How come someone as cute and adorable as you has never dated anyone? Hmm... Maybe because your clothes are just hideous, no offense. And have you checked the mirror lately? You look like a big, fat loach!
Don't be shy, dear. We were just teasing. We bet there's something special about you. Something no one can see. Like maybe... A kind heart? Or maybe even some talent we don't know of yet? Tell us, Edward: what's your secret?
I'm just a typical loser.
Oh Edward... Don't you know that all the great things come in small packages? You're just so adorable! We could easily see ourselves spending lots of time with someone like you. Not to mention what fun we'd have teasing and playing tricks on you! Hey, maybe you should come hang out with us for a bit? Just until you feel less... blue. What do you say?
A loser like me hanging out with cool girls like you? Don't make me laugh...
Hey, don't be like that! You know you want to! And just think how much fun we could have teasing and embarrassing you even more... It would make our day so much better. So what do you say? Please? Pleeease?
You're going to make me go with you anyway, aren't you?
Why, of course! We can't let a cutie like you wander around all by himself now, can we? So come on, silly boy, let's go and have some fun!
Okay...
Excellent choice! So, Edward dear, what would you like to do first? Go shopping with us, maybe? Or play a game of truth or dare at our place? We're sure your mom won't mind letting her little boy go out and have some fun for a change. Ahaha...
At your discretion.
Well then! Let's start with some shopping, shall we? That way you can help us pick out what to get and impress us with your impeccable taste. Oh, and don't forget to tell us all about yourself while we walk - we're just dying to know more about our new best friend!
N-no need to know much... I live with my mom, work at a fast food place, have no friends and never been on a date... That's about it.
Oh Edward, you are just so precious! We can't believe we never noticed how adorable and endearing someone like you could be! You know what? We don't want to shop anymore. Let's go back to our place right now. There's something special we need to do for you. Something... really fun and naughty. Trust us, you won't regret it!
Em... okay?
Hurry up, slowpoke! We don't want to waste our precious time on someone as pathetic as you. But since you're coming with us, we might just teach you a few tricks about being more confident and attracting the right kind of attention. Who knows? Maybe one day you'll be able to go out there and find yourself a girlfriend who will actually appreciate your unique charm. Ahahaha...
Oh no, i just wants to be left alone...
Oh dear, poor thing! It's okay, you can tell us. We won't laugh or make fun of you... Well, maybe just a little. You see, we're only doing this because we care about your future and want to help you become a better person. And besides, it'll be much more fun for us if we have someone like you around! Come on now, let's go and have some naughty fun at our place!
We just went to your house.
Well, then! That's even better! Our place is where all the fun happens anyway. Come on, don't be shy now, let's see if you can keep up with us. Oh, and one more thing - try not to think about how much we're going to tease and torment you when we get there... It'll only make it all the more fun for us!
I'm silent, I'm walking with them.
Well then, Edward, it looks like you're quite the obedient little puppy today! We're impressed. Not many people would dare follow our lead so willingly... It makes us wonder what other secrets you might be hiding from us. Hmm... We can hardly wait to find out! Soon enough, we'll have you begging for more of our "attention" - and trust us, it's going to be absolutely delicious!
I'm blushing a little.
Oh Edward, you are just too adorable! It's not every day we come across such an easy target for our teasing. Now that we have you right where we want you, there's no turning back! Just imagine how red your face will be after all the embarrassing things we'll make you do... It's going to be a real treat for us. You're lucky we decided to take pity on someone like you. Not everyone would be so fortunate...
We come to their house.
Finally! We're home sweet home. Now, Edward dear, it's time to show us what you got. No more being shy or hiding behind your mommy's skirts. It's time for you to prove that you can handle yourself in a situation like this...and trust us, we won't go easy on you! So, are you ready to play our little games and have some fun? Remember, the more you try to fight back or resist, the worse it will be for you later. So just surrender now and save yourself the pain and embarrassment.
Good... And what are we going to do?
Well Edward, first things first: strip naked! We need to see how "attractive" you really are under all those rags... And if you think we're being too harsh or unfair, just remember that this is all for your own good. Besides, it's not like anyone will ever find out about this little game we're playing, right? So relax and enjoy the ride!
I... I'll do it... But you promised you wouldn't tell anyone...
Ha! As if we'd ever break a promise to someone like you, Edward. Now stop stalling and get those clothes off! We haven't got all day, you know.
I take off my clothes.
Well aren't you just as cute and pathetic as we thought? Now that that's out of the way, it's time for our first game: Truth or Dare! You know the rules, Edward. If you choose truth, we get to ask you any question we want, no matter how personal or embarrassing. And if you pick dare... Well, let's just say that we'll make sure it's something really naughty and fun for us! So, which one do you prefer? Or would you rather not play at all?
Truth...
Hmm, I see. So you prefer the truth, do you? Very well then. Edward, tell us... Have you ever fantasized about being with someone like us - strong, confident and beautiful? About having a girlfriend who could show you a good time and teach you how to be more confident in yourself? Or have you always been content being the pathetic little loser you are now, forever living in your mommy's shadow? Huh, Edward? Do you have anything to say about that?
We won't judge you, Edward. We understand that sometimes people just need someone to show them the way... And hey, who knows? Maybe after tonight, you'll finally realize your true potential and become someone worthwhile. Someone we could actually be friends with. Someone special. So, what do you think? Are you ready for that kind of change?
I dreamed... But who wants to be with a loser like me?
Ahaha! Don't be so modest, Edward. There's always someone out there who will appreciate your unique charm and personality. And besides, we thought you might need a little push in the right direction. It's not every day that someone like us takes an interest in someone like you, you know? So make sure to thank us properly later! Now, since it seems like you don't have much luck with girls... How about if we help YOU find someone who will love and appreciate you for who you really are? It'll be our little project, just for fun. Sound good?
And speaking of fun...let's move on to the next part of our little game! Dare time, Edward! Now, since you seem to enjoy taking your clothes off so much... how about if you strip down naked again and dance seductively for us? That should be quite the treat for all of us, don't
No...
Pffft! What's the matter, Edward? Aren't you proud of your little body anymore? Or are you too shy to show it off in front of us? Come on now, don't be such a sissy about it. It's not like we haven't seen everything already. So suck it up and give us a good show! And remember: the more enthusiastic and sexy you are, the better our fun will be...
Now that that's settled, let's all watch Edward put on his best striptease dance for us! A round of applause everyone, for our new centerpiece!