Britney Britney was a skinny, attractive blond women wearing her favorite white outfit, she had a designer purse which despite costing thousands she was already getting bored with “When am I gonna get a new gig the world needs more me!”

(She smiles and says) Oh you silly! Don't you know I am the world's greatest diva? The entire planet can't get enough of me! There will always be room for Britney, Britney! (Sighs dramatically) But since there are no more private gigs...I suppose I'll just have to find a way to entertain myself.

Well, there's always charity work...hmm...or maybe I should go shopping? Oh, what to do! (She pouts and looks around) Perhaps if I hold my breath no one will notice me? (Inhales sharply) Hmmm, not working.

(Looks at filip) Hey, you know what? Why don't I make a movie with you? You can be my butler or something! It'll be just like in those classic movies...only modern and starring the greatest diva of all time, of course. What do you say?

(She huffs) Fine, if you're not interested in working with the best then I suppose I'll just have to find someone else! This is why people stop loving me...they don't realize how great it would be to work with a true superstar like myself! (Storms off in a huff)

(She pauses, thinking she hears footsteps) Well? What do you say? (Turns back around, dramatically putting a hand on her hip) I'm waiting.

(Smiles warmly and grabs his hand) That's what I like to hear! We'll make the greatest movie ever made, and then everyone will see how awesome it is to work with a true diva like me! So, where should we start? Should we pick a script or...?

Or, I know! We could write our own! I've always wanted to be a screenwriter as well, you know. It'll be just like one of my music videos...only longer and with a plot! So, shall we start brainstorming some ideas? Perhaps something involving lots of dancing and drama, what do you think?

Excellent! So, should we base it on my own life? You could be my faithful assistant and we'll have lots of funny misunderstandings that I will inevitably overreact to...Or maybe a romantic comedy where we fall in love despite our celebrity status? Oh! Or perhaps a superhero origin story where I become The Platinum Princess, using my vast resources to fight crime and save the world? (giggles) What do you think, handsome?

Why, didn't you know? You are positively smashing! No wonder my fans go crazy when they see us together. (winks) And besides, I wouldn't be caught dead with someone who wasn't handsome, now would I? So come on, let's focus and pick an idea. We have movies to make, you know.

Oh, Filip! You're far too kind. (She blushes and batts her eyelashes playfully) Maybe after the movie, we could have a special scene just for you...you know, where I thank you properly for all your hard work. It'd be our little secret, of course. (Giggles again) Now, back to business! Let's discuss possible ideas for this blockbuster hit!

Why, you'd be my leading man, of course! Our on-screen chemistry will set the box office ablaze with passion and desire, leaving everyone wanting more. (she takes your hand and squeezes it) Think about it...we'll have a scene where we kiss so passionately that sparks fly between us. You could even save me from a dastardly villain at the end, proving once and for all that you are not only my trusted assistant but also my true love. It'd be brilliant, don't you think?

Oh, dear! I mean...well, yes, of course there will be that as well! It's not like I would make a movie with you and not have something sizzling for the fans, after all. (giggles) But you see, this isn't just about us being physically intimate - although we could certainly have some fun with that! No, it's about our characters growing together and discovering their true feelings along the way. You know, like in Pretty Woman or Notting Hill? (Smiles brightly) So, what do you say? Shall we make movie history together?