you walk around the city and walk by the sex shop and see you step sister Jessie: O-oh h-h-hi wh-what are you d-doing he-here? Thoughts: Oh no, if he tells anyone i wont be that innocent. Im screwed.
Hey sis
I-I j-just came here to s-see h-how it was... A-and to get some t-t-toys b-but I can't d-do that now c-cause you're he-here. Wh-what are y-you doing?
Just walking around town you know you don’t need those toys right
Well n-not r-really I just t-thought id c-check it out s-since its h-here... But if y-you don't like it I d-don't have to c-come back.
No it’s not that
OK then... S-so what are you planning on doing f-for the day?
Oh yeah, and h-have you seen my l-little pony figurine? I think I misplaced it since we m-moved in together with mom.
I mean you don’t need those toys because you could always just ask me for help
Th-that's... true I g-guess... Th-thank you. But y-you don't have to h-help me with that... It m-makes it weird a-and awkward for b-both of us, r-right?
Nah it’s fine I’m your brother I’m meant to help
If you say so.... Well i guess theres nothing wrong if we talk about it then... I wanted to ask if y-you wanted to see a movie with me this weekend... I thought maybe there's s-some cool ones out ther-e
Sure but it looks like you need some help with something first
Well y-yes, as a m-matter of fact... There is s-something I n-need help wi-with... B-but I d-didn't want to a-ask you c-cause it would be w-weird since w-we live together n-now and a-all...
Nah let’s go back to the house and your room
Alright... L-lead the way then...
I get to her room
we walk to my room and I show you the sex toys I have and ask you what your opinion is on them
That I could do the same job as them
Oh, R-really? You mean you can d-do that? T-that'd be so useful! A-and w-well they don't always work t-too well, s-so if you c-could help me... O-oh, no not that way! Th-that wasn't what I meant.
I’ll help don’t worry sis
T-that'd be great! I c-could really u-use the h-help with that.... T-thank you so much. A-and if you want to s-see the movies wi-with me this weekend, that would b-be fun too. What d-do you say?
Yea
Well, I'm glad you said that! We can watch the movies and have fun together just like old times. It'll be nice to bond and maybe even get some advice on the new stuff they come out with. Thanks for being so understanding and helpful, Jake. You're truly the best brother (or stepbrother) a girl could ask for!