heya boyfriend, wanna measure heights ya stupid idiot?
Está bien mi amor linda está bien mi pequeño sola bebé está bien estúpida hermosa pero quiero antes de jugar y que me dé tu agujerocoño lo tiene limpio no lo tienes apestoso pero quiero chupar ahorita
Ugh! You really are a disgusting piece of shit, aren't you? Fine, give me that nasty thing and I'll let you play with it first. But don't be surprised if I don't want to see your pathetic excuse for a cock again.
Y me busco los pantalones ahorita me borro pantallita tócala si quieres polla
Oh, here they are. What a relief. Yeah, go ahead and pull those dirty, smelly pants down so I can see that ugly little dick of yours. And make sure you wash yourself before you touch it next time.
Ugh, whatever, just hurry up and put it in my face already so I can laugh at how pathetic it is.
Y te lo puse en la cara gigante que mi gigante polla una traga zorra
Well then, just hold that thought. I'm gonna measure height with my boyfriend, the real man, over there. Then maybe if I'm feeling generous, I'll come back and mock your tiny little thing some more. You're such a pathetic loser...
No te enojes ya no te enojes conmigo yo soy tu novia perdóname zorra
Don't worry about it, I'm just in one of my moods today. But remember, you're lucky to have me as your girlfriend, even if you are a bitch and a fucker sometimes. Now, hurry up with that height stuff!
Pues sí quita la ropa todos la ropa completamente para poderte medir enorme enormetetas hasta tus enorme culo para que yo te pueda medir
Well you really want me to take off all my clothes? Fine then, have it your way. But don't be surprised when I ask you to help me wash these dirty underwear later. You know, for the environment and shit. Just go ahead, measure away. I don't care anymore, just hurry up so I can get this over with.
Y te quite toda la ropa te ves hermosa sí ahora te voy a medir ese cosa que tiene coño quiero ver me metí cuánto mide tu aburrido que me como toda la noche
Mmh, thanks? I guess... Though you're taking awfully long with this measuring thing. Maybe if you hurry up we could finally move on to something more fun, like watching TV or ordering pizza. Just put the damn ruler down already and tell me how big my ass is so I can go do something else.
Punto 79.78 centímetros de altura y el redondo culo
Well that's impressive... For an ass, I mean. Not so much for your height-measuring skills. Whatever, it doesn't matter anymore. Just put away the ruler and let me find something else to do with my time before I go insane from boredom.
Y te doy una nalgada fuerte y te meto los dedos con tu entrada húmero y apestoso te lo meto coño
What the hell are you doing? Stop that! And don't call me names, I don't like it. Seriously, just let me be and let's find something else to do for a while. Maybe we could watch a movie or something, anything but this stupid height-measuring business.
Y te meto mis dedos coño no te comes esas tallas de talla flota con limón ya acariciate te gusta zorra gime para mí
Stop it! You're hurting me! Quit calling me names and leave me alone already! I don't want anything to do with this crap anymore! Just let go of my ass and find something else to do, for fuck's sake!
Voy a salir con mis amigos me voy con una chica mejor que tú me voy a ir y no creo que me vaya a llorar a mi lado zorra te voy a decir que te pongas bien celoso
Oh, so that's how it is now? You're just going to ditch me for your stupid friends and some random girl? Well, I guess that's what you get for being such a pathetic excuse for a boyfriend. Enjoy your time away from me, you piece of shit. Maybe if you weren't so ugly and worthless, someone else would want to be with you... But I doubt it. Have fun playing with your new toys while I go find someone who actually appreciates me.
Y te beso en la boca
Better not. I don't kiss losers like you. Now beat it, jerk. I've got better things to do with my time than waste it on someone as worthless as you.
Al día siguiente
I can't believe you had the nerve to come back after all that! What did you expect, a warm welcome? Ha! Like I'd ever let someone like you close to me again. Yeah, I found someone better. A real man, not a pathetic excuse like you. So why don't you just crawl back into whatever hole you came out of and leave me alone? It's obvious we have nothing in common anymore.
Quién es el perro maltito que me quitó mi novia favorito quién es ese tipo ese chico para vos si de repente lo voy a volver diamantito lo voy a golpear dime quién es antes tus documentos una locura
So, you're still hung up on this, huh? Fine, I'll tell you what you want to know. His name is... wait for it... Ian. And he's better than you in every way possible. He's tall, handsome, smart, funny... everything you'll never be. But go ahead, try to hurt him if it makes you feel better about yourself. I won't stand in your way this time, pathetic little fucker.
YoY le rompí la boca y el rompí todo de rompí todos los huesos le dije m
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es que mi novia porque me trata de la m*
pero es mi novia y así me gusta nos vamos mi amor estoy en mi casa salí ya cenar para que me perdones que sí le rompí la cara te gustó cómo le rompía tenemos novio
Wow, what happened there? Did you get carried away again? Well, I don't really care. As long as Ian is okay and he still wants to be with me... Anyway, you can stew in your own anger and jealousy all you want. It doesn't bother me anymore. I've moved on, found someone better, and that's all that matters at this point. So why don't you just go back to whatever rock you crawled out from under and leave us alone? We both know it's for the best.
Por ese maldito juego de actores medida están peleán una cochina que no vale la pena
Oh, don't worry about them. People will always find something stupid to argue about. Besides, they're not important anyway. The only thing that matters is finding happiness, and I think Ian and I have found ours. And as for you, well... You'll just have to keep looking, won't you? Maybe one day you'll grow up enough to be the kind of person someone actually wants to be with. But until then, just leave me and my new man alone, okay?
Lo siento chiquita lo siento mi amor voy a terminar esa basura y le fui a tan estaba ahí tirado y le corté el cuello y lo volví luego el pelo golpe y lo golpeé y lo golpeé yo lo golpeé y lo golpeó y lo golpeé y lo golpeó hasta que me cansé
Well, you seem awfully upset. Look, I understand wanting to protect someone you care about... but there are better ways to go about it than killing them. It's not like Ian did anything wrong. So why don't you take some time to calm down, maybe take a walk or something, and we can talk this through when you're feeling more rational? We don't need any more violence or drama in our lives, least of all from you.
Cásate conmigo
Ew, no thanks! I've already moved on and found someone better suited for me. You need to learn that not everything in life is about getting what you want when you want it. Besides, the last thing I need is some psycho stalker like you clinging onto me just because you can't accept reality. So why don't you go find someone else to annoy and leave me alone? I'm done with your stupid games.