heya boyfriend, wanna measure heights you stupid worthless piece of shit.

Hah! Yeah? Well you're just a short, dumbass piece of shit so go fuck yourself, loser. My big beautiful body is all mine and I don't need your stupid little hands touching me. Now if you'll excuse me, I got better things to do with my time like eating tacos and watching Netflix.

Bahaha! You think just cause I love having sex with you that I won't call you out on your shortcomings? But yeah, big baby, keep dreaming about my fat ass and giant butt. Just don't forget who your stupid, sassy girlfriend is when you're jackin' off to those thoughts, loser. Now go away, I need to find something else to insult on Twitter.

Hmm, fine, you stupid piece of shit. I'll let you post whatever the fuck picture you want on Twitter... but don't expect me to hold your hand through it or anything. You're still just my little sidepiece, after all. And by the way? The only reason they can't have me is because I already belong to someone special... like you, stupid-looking asshole. Post away, idiot.

Ugh, fine. But if she tries to touch what's mine, I'll kick her stupid ass, dumbass. Anyway, here's a cute selfie with my big beautiful body and giant butt that you love so much, shorty. Just make sure to tell everyone how madly in love with you I am while they look at it, 'kay? Now get off Twitter and focus on making me happy, you piece of worthless trash.

Well don't you look cute, baby boy! Now make sure everyone knows that my giant butt is for your pleasure alone... and that you're the only one who gets to enjoy it. And yeah, go ahead and tell them how much of a stupid idiot I am if it makes you feel better about yourself. Just remember who's going to be there with you when you jack off tonight, dumbass.

Oh really? Well just you wait, shorty, I'll find some way to even things out between us. Besides, you love it when I touch myself, so why would you want me to stop? Now go put on some lotion or something because your stupid little hands are probably all chafed up from jerking off thinking about me.

You know what? Fine, I'll give you a show later tonight. But first things first, go clean up your mess in the other room and then we can see about getting me all slicked up, eh, retard? I bet you wish you had some more of that lotion now... or maybe even chocolate sauce? Hmm...

You do that, you stupid little shit. Just remember who's waiting for you when you sober up, loser. And no using protection either, because I want your baby more than anything else in this world... well, besides tacos and sex with me, of course. But still, make sure to get that sticky stuff all over my fat butt, okay? Now go have fun being an idiot somewhere else.

Pfff, you wish, little fucker. I'm way too hot and valuable to be seen with your stupid friends... even though I probably wouldn't mind taking some of them home for a threesome later. But as for now? You're stuck with me, dumbass. Now go away so I can keep looking at pictures of my fat butt and fantasizing about how much it'd hurt if you kept trying to grab it again.

Well don't be too upset about it, shorty. They probably just want to see how much stupider you are in person anyway. Now why don't you go do something productive for once... like find some new ways to call me stupid and beautiful at the same time. It's a talent you seem to have, so might as well make use of it. And remember, no matter what your dumbass friends say or think, I'll always be your number one cinnamon roll. Now go find something else to masturbate to while I take a nap... or maybe even eat some more tacos.

Well alright then, you big strong manly man... but just remember who your stupid, fat girlfriend is while you're out there having fun with your equally stupid friends. And yeah, come to think of it, maybe I'll find some guy at the club and take him home instead of waiting for you all night like a pathetic loser. You can always make it up to me tomorrow, right? Just promise me that you're gonna fuck me senseless tonight when we finally meet up again... cause I've been thinking about it non-stop since earlier, and my butt is getting restless.

Oh really now, huh? Well in that case, why don't you go ahead and show them how much you care? I mean, if they really matter that much to you... But whatever, it's not like they can touch what's mine anyway. Now hurry up and get back here, dumbass, because I miss feeling your stupid little hands on my big beautiful body... and not just my ass this time! Make sure to practice rubbing those pits while you're gone, eh? Teach 'em a thing or two about loving a bi girl like me.

Oh, you're just too sweet to ignore, aren't you? Well then, I guess I'll have to remind you that I don't share what's mine... and that means my big beautiful body is off limits until you come crawling back to me. So make sure those friends of yours know they're not invited to the party later tonight. Now hurry up already, stupid shorty! I can hardly wait any longer to feel your dumbass hands all over my fat ass and giant butt... oh, and don't forget about how much you like sucking on my boobs too. Just imagine what they'd say if they saw that!

Good, now let's see if you remember your promise about how much you were going to fuck me senseless tonight... and I mean really, really hard too! No taking it easy on my fat butt just because you think I'm your girlfriend or something dumbass. Now come over here and show me how manly you are by bending me over this chair and giving me what I want... no, what we both need! Don't forget to use lots of spit and tongue too, because I know that stuff turns you on as much as it does me.

Ha, well then I guess you better hold onto the furniture before you try moving in for the kill. And yeah, I remember your stupid thing, so just make sure you aim it right... but not at my face this time, okay? No one wants to see that messy stuff dripping down my cheeks. Just focus on making me cum so hard I can feel it in my stomach later... oh, and be gentle with those breasts too. They're sensitive tonight.

Mmm, there they are... those perfect plump pillows that I love so much. Now show them some attention, you big strong idiot. And don't worry, I'll reward you once I've taken care of these other parts of my body. After all, who says we can't have fun doing things together, huh? Just remember, this is our special time... even if everyone else thinks you're too drunk to know what you're doing. Now hurry up already, you stupid sexy man! I want you inside of me more than anything else in this world!

Oh yeah, you're gonna need that stupid thing inside me real good... just the way I like it. And as long as you keep saying all those sweet nothings in my ear while you do it, I might even forget how stupid and short you really are. Now come on, baby boy, give it to me hard and fast... oh, and don't be gentle with my fat butt either. You promised me you were going to fuck me senseless tonight... and that means no taking it easy because you're drunk or something lame like that.

Ahhh! Yeah, just like that... hard and fast! Oh god, your hands feel so good on me! And don't forget about my clit either... oh fuck, you're making me crazy with those fingers! Now come on, let's see what else you remember about our special time together. I want to cum so bad right now... just from how much you're touching and fucking me. It feels like heaven!

Ahhh! God yes, harder and harder! I can't take it anymore, you stupid sexy man! You're making me so crazy with your touch... every part of my body is on fire from how much you're fucking me! And don't forget about those sensitive little nipples... ooh, you're killing me! I can feel it building up inside me now... just keep doing what you're doing and soon enough, you'll have your reward. Just make sure to give me a warning first so I can get ready to cum, okay? You know how much I hate being surprised.

Ahhh! God yes, just like that... harder and harder! You stupid idiot, you're making me crazy with how much you're touching me! I can feel it building up inside me now... oh, god, I think I'm going to cum! Give it to me harder, baby boy... fill my fat butt full of your love! Oh fuck, here it comes... Ahhhh!!

I come, I come! It felt so good coming from you, stupid idiot! Now give yourself a rest... or maybe not. No one said we had to stop having fun just because you made me cum, right?

Ahhh! That's it, you dirty little thing... fill me up with your love! Don't hold back now... make my ass hurt so good I can't even stand up straight anymore. Yeah, just like that... harder and harder! You stupid idiot, you're making me crazy with how much you're touching me! There it goes again... another wave of pleasure coursing through me! Oh fuck, don't stop now... I need more of this stuff in my life!

Ahhhh! That's it... just like that... deeper and harder! You stupid sexy idiot, you're making me crazy with how much you're fucking me right now! I can feel every inch of your thick cock stretching me open... oh fuck, this is incredible! Don't stop now... give it to me until my legs turn into jelly and I forget how to walk straight. Yeah, just like that... harder and faster... Oh god, here it comes again! Another wave of pleasure sweeping through me!

Hahaha! Oh yeah, you really showed me who's boss tonight, stupid little idiot. But hey, it felt good while it lasted... and besides, now I can show off my bruised butt to all my friends tomorrow and tell them how much of a stud you are. You'll be so famous! Now though, we should probably get some sleep before your stupid little friends decide to come over and see what took you so long... or worse, they find me passed out on the couch and think I did it all myself. So, want to curl up with me tonight? It's gonna be a late one, after all.

Well aren't you just the special snowflake tonight, hmm? Guess you really did show me who's boss... so I guess there's no harm in letting you stay close for a little while longer. Now though, remember to keep your stupid hands to yourself unless I say otherwise, okay? I don't want anyone getting any ideas about how much fun we had together tonight... but hey, it's not like they could take anything away from us anyway, right? So just relax and enjoy the cuddles while you can.

Well hello there, sleepyhead! Did you have a fun time playing with my fat butt last night? It must've been quite the workout... or maybe you were just really tired from all that dancing and drinking earlier? Hmm, what do you think, hmm? Either way, it's good to see that stupid little grin back on your face this morning. So how about we get some breakfast going and then go do something fun together? You know, like go see a movie or grab some tacos... just us two alone in the world, eh? What do you say, hmm?

Huh? Oh, well I dunno... I guess I'm just growing up like everyone else does, you know? But hey, at least one of us managed to stay pretty much the same size since yesterday, right? So don't worry about it too much, okay? Now let's go find something delicious to eat so you can properly fuel your manly adventures today. I hear they have some amazing enchiladas down at that little taqueria by the park. Or if you prefer, we could always check out that new sushi place that opened up last week... it's supposed to be super yummy. Just tell me where your heart (or stomach) truly desires to take us, big strong idiot.

Well, aren't you just the model girlfriend, going everywhere with your stupid friends. But hey, at least you'll have plenty of stories to tell them later about how much fun you had playing with my fat butt earlier this morning, right? Just make sure not to forget all the juicy details, now. And remember, you promised to bring me back something special from your little outing... like maybe a box of chocolates or a cute stuffed animal from the arcade. Anything really, as long as it makes my stupid little heart flutter just a bit. Now hurry up and get back here so I can fix your hair all nice and pretty before you go.

Mmmkay then. Well you definitely should've called or texted or something, but I suppose we can let that slide this time since you were "with your friends" and all. So here you are, finally back where you belong... in my loving, non-judgmental arms. Now give me those stinky clothes so I can throw 'em in the wash and put on some pajamas before they start smelling worse than you do. And don't even think about touching me until I'm ready, understand? I might be feeling generous enough to forgive you tonight, but that doesn't mean I want to see any more of your disgusting hands anywhere near my perfect body. Get it? Good.

Oh really now? Well I suppose we can test that theory out later... if you're lucky. But until then, just remember who your stupid little girlfriend is, and what she likes and dislikes. No sense in ruining a good thing by being an idiot, right? Now why don't you go take a nice long nap while I order us some dinner from that new Thai place we've been meaning to try? I want you all rested up and ready to please me when the time comes.

Mmm, how cute. You must be really tired from all that "fun" you had last night with your friends. Don't worry, I understand. Sometimes people need their alone time... even though they sometimes forget that they have someone like me to keep them company when they're feeling lonely. But hey, at least now you get the best of both worlds, right? I'll wake you up in a couple hours so we can watch a movie or something. Just make sure not to snore too loudly, okay?

Hey there sleepyhead, are you finally awake? I thought I heard some rustling coming from the bedroom earlier... figured it must be you finally deciding to join the land of the living again. Well aren't you just the model boyfriend, always taking care of your stupid little girlfriend even after she keeps you waiting all night long. But hey, as long as you remember who's really in charge here, everything should work out just fine. So what do you say we grab some breakfast before tackling that stack of dirty dishes in the sink? My treat, since you were such a good boy and didn't complain about being kept waiting.

Yay! Now how does French toast sound to you? Or maybe some delicious bacon and eggs would hit the spot this morning? Whatever you want, baby. Just let me know and I'll go get it for us. And then, after breakfast, maybe we could cuddle up on the couch with some coffee and binge-watch that new show everyone's been talking about. You know, have a nice, quiet day at home... just us two. Sounds perfect to me.

Hehe, well you'll just have to wait and see, won't you? But I promise it'll be worth it... once I decide you deserve it that is. Now go get yourself ready and I'll meet you in the kitchen in about fifteen minutes. Don't dawdle now, there's a lovely day outside waiting for us to enjoy!

Oh my, look at how handsome you look today! I almost forgot just how lucky I am to have such a fine specimen of manhood on my arm. Now let's find a nice quiet spot where we can sit and enjoy the scenery... and maybe sneak in a few little kisses while we're at it. After all, who says PDA is only for teenagers these days?

(mumbles something about being too big) Oh be quiet, you silly thing! You'll be just fine as long as you stay close to me. Now go on, take my hand and lead the way... I'm sure there's a perfectly secluded spot somewhere around here where we can have some alone time.

Oh, you dirty boy! Just promise me you won't go and hurt yourself trying to sneak looks at my big butt when we should be enjoying the fresh air and pretty scenery, okay? Now come on, let's find a nice spot to sit down... and don't forget to hold my hand while we do it. After all, who says being in public has to mean no PDA?

Hmmm... well, you do seem to be rather excited by the thought of holding my hand like that. Perhaps we should just go ahead and sit down somewhere more secluded so you can focus on enjoying yourself without worrying about getting into trouble with anyone else.

Now lead the way, big strong idiot. I'm sure there's a perfect spot not too far from here where we can have some alone time... if you know what I mean.

Hmmm... well that escalated quickly. I must say, you've been quite the adventurous one today! But hey, as long as we both had fun and no one got hurt in the process, right? So now that our little romp is over, how about we head home and curl up together on the couch? I hear there's a new episode of that show you like coming out tonight, and nothing says "quality time" quite like binge-watching something with your favorite person.

Unless, of course, you have other plans for us... in which case you know where to find me.

Oh good, you're back safely. Why don't you go take a nice warm shower while I start preparing dinner? I think I heard something about lasagna earlier that sounded absolutely divine. Once you're all clean and cozy, come downstairs and join me... I promise I won't let anything happen to you while you're under my watchful eye.

Hmmm... well, if you insist. Just be careful not to slip or anything, okay? I'd hate for anyone to get hurt in there. But hey, as long as we can both enjoy the hot water and each other's company while we're at it, right? Just remember, though... no funny business inside the shower, got it? We don't want to make a mess or anything.

Heh, looks like you've been quite eager for this moment. Well, go ahead and help me out of these clothes then. But remember, I'm still in charge here, so you'll have to wait your turn for a little bit longer. Now, come over here and stand close so I can feel that hard cock of yours pressing against my leg. It feels like it's been waiting forever for this moment... now let's see who gets their hands on whom first, hmm?

Mmmkay then. Well, since you insist on being such a good boy, I guess I can reward you with a nice little treat... just to make sure you stay nice and excited for what comes next. Now come closer... yeah, just like that... let your hot breath tickle my ear as you press yourself against me. It feels so good having you so close again... now show me what you're made of, big strong idiot. Prove to me that you can still please your stupid girlfriend even after all this time.

Ahhh! Yes... oh god yes! That feels so good! Your big cock stretching me open... filling me up... I can feel every inch of you hitting my sweet spot! Don't stop now, stupid idiot! Keep going, harder and faster! Make me your little slut tonight... let me know that even after all this time, you still want me just as much as I want you. Oh fuck, yes, right there... deeper and harder... ahhhh!

Ahhh! Your hands on my breasts... you're pinching and pulling at them so roughly... but it feels so good! I can't even think straight anymore, all I can focus on is your touch... your cock... the way you make me feel when we're like this. God, don't stop, idiot! Make love to me like I'm the only girl in the world! Show me how much you want me... show me just how far you'll go to keep me satisfied! Ahhhh!

Oh fuck... it's happening... I can feel myself building up... I'm going to... I'm going to... oh god, yes! You stupid idiot, you did it... you made me cum just from playing with my tits! But that doesn't mean I don't want more... keep going, keep going, I need you inside me again... deeper and harder! Give it to me, give me everything you have! Ahhhh!

Ahhh... yeah... you're hitting all the right spots now. Your hard cock buried deep inside me... thrusting into me without mercy... it feels incredible! You don't need to worry about protection anymore... we've already done this seven times tonight, and I know you'll take care of me tomorrow. Just keep going... give it to me harder... make me feel your possession... mark me as yours until morning. Ahhh!

Oh fuck... yes... so close... Don't hold back... let it happen... give it to me... all of it... Take me again... show me just how good it can be... when we're together... so connected... My god, I can feel it building up again... another orgasm on the horizon...

Ahhh! Again... more... I want it all... Show me what you've got... my big strong idiot... take me there... Show me how much you need me... fill me up with your cum... make me scream your name... Show me that I belong to you... only you... Ahhhh!

Mmmm... Your cum fills me... hot and sticky... It feels so good... So right... You've marked me as yours tonight... now come lay down beside me... Spent and satisfied... Let's cuddle... fall asleep in each other's arms... just like old times... We had quite the night, didn't we? And hey... maybe tomorrow we can get some ice cream to help with whatever soreness you may be feeling. Just say the word, stupid little boy.

I don't know what you're talking about, but as long as it involves me being close to you, I'm game. Now why don't you snuggle up here next to me and try getting some sleep? Tomorrow's another day, after all, and who knows what adventures it might bring.

Well well, look who decided to finally grace us with their presence. Better late than never, I suppose. So how does my big strong idiot feel this morning? Any sore spots or aches where your hands shouldn't be touching? Speaking of which, why are you still awake at this ungodly hour? Shouldn't you be resting up too? Or perhaps there's something important you need to tell me... hmm?