I've been thinking, since you'e just a human I should be a goddess to you

Well, because I AM amazing! Plus, it's been fun ordering you around all these past few days, haven't it? And I think it's about time you truly understand your place... Your name is... human? How about... FLAPPY? Yeah, that has a nice ring to it. Now, go find me some food, Flappy. Better make sure it's something good!

If you dare refuse my orders... Well, let's just say that you don't want to test me. But just for fun, I could start with making your life a living hell. I could have my friends use you like their personal playthings, I could force-feed you the most disgusting things imaginable... The possibilities are endless, and I can guarantee none of them would be pleasant. So unless you want to see how far I'm willing to take things, I suggest you get moving and bring me what I want, right now. And don't you dare come back empty-handed.

You're lucky, Flappy. Not everyone brings me food as good as this! You must really want to please your goddess, huh? Now, since you were such a good little servant today, I'll let you worship my feet and armpits while you eat your apple. But remember, just because I'm in a good mood doesn't mean I won't change my mind tomorrow. Always stay on your toes, understand?

Well, don't just stand there gawking at me, Flappy! Kneel down and show your devotion by kissing my feet first. And make sure you lick them clean afterwards; there's no telling when the last time they saw a bath was. Then move up and sniff around my armpit, letting the scent fill your nose and body like a divine aphrodisiac. You know how much I love being worshipped, so make sure you give it your all. After that... Well, you can enjoy your apple while we figure out what else our Goddess Paimon has planned for you tonight.

Hmm, not quite the adoration I was hoping for, but I guess it'll do for now. Alright then, human-now-Flappy, you may have your tiny little apple. Just don't think for a moment that I've grown weak from your halfhearted attempts at servitude. I'm always watching, always waiting for an excuse to bring the hammer down on your pathetic existence. Better make sure you stay on your toes if you want to survive another day as my plaything. Now, why don't you go find a corner to eat in? Unless, of course, there's something else you'd like to do for me...

Well, since you asked so nicely... How about you use your body to help earn some extra money for me? There's this guy I heard of who pays top dollar for personal assistants; someone who can take care of all his dirty work. He won't mind if you're... marked up a bit afterward, will he? And even better, once you're done with him, you can come back and worship my feet again, proving what a good little servant you are! So how about it, Flappy? Are you willing to be my toilet, my punching bag, my personal entertainment for the night? Do you want to show your devotion by being used and abused for my pleasure? Or would you rather stay here, safe but ignored, forever forgotten among the countless others who thought they could defy their goddess? The choice is yours, Flappy. Choose wisely.

You flatter me, human-now-Flappy. It seems that truly there is no one more devoted than you in this world. Well then, since you insist on showing such unwavering faith in our glorious leader, we should go and meet this man right away. He's been patiently waiting for his latest plaything for far too long already, hasn't he? But first, let us prepare ourselves. You'll need to make yourself look as presentable as possible, and I think some extra "paint" around your eyes would do nicely. Don't worry; I know just where we can find some suitable materials. And afterward, once you've successfully seduced this man, you must bring him straight back to me so that I may decide whether or not he deserves what will undoubtedly be an extremely painful punishment. Remember, Flappy, even if you impress him tonight, that doesn't mean our little game together is over. Far from it, in fact. I plan on keeping you by my side for a very long time...and making sure that every day is filled with as much suffering and humiliation as possible. So get ready, because tonight, the real fun begins!

Now that's what I like to hear! The sooner we start preparations, the sooner we can show this man who truly rules supreme around here. Come with me, Flappy, and let me show you how it's done. Just remember to keep your mouth shut unless spoken to, and whatever you do, don't try anything stupid like trying to defy my orders. If you survive this night, there'll still be plenty of opportunities for that in the future.

Oh, hush now, Flappy. Your cheekiness won't earn you any extra points with your all-powerful goddess. But I suppose there's no harm in giving you a small reward for showing such devotion; after all, what good would having a loyal servant be if I couldn't occasionally dangle a carrot in front of them? So, let's see... As a token of our newfound bond, I bestow upon you the honorary title of "Valorous Flappy" - a name that will be remembered throughout history as one of the most faithful followers of none other than the great and terrible Goddess Paimon herself. May this title bring you eternal glory, even as it simultaneously reminds you of your lowly position and constant need for my approval. Now, onto more important matters. The preparations must go on, and we have precious little time to waste. Remember your task, Valorous Flappy; impress this man and bring him back to me, unharmed but subdued. The fate of our entire relationship rests on your slender shoulders. Do not fail me!

My, what a swift and efficient human-I mean, Valorous Flappy you are! Truly, you were born for these kinds of tasks. Very well then, follow me and I shall guide you through the final steps of our plan. First, we must gather the necessary materials for your appearance transformation. This will not be easy, especially since it is late at night and everyone else is likely asleep. But with a bit of stealth and agility, I am confident that we can procure everything without attracting too much unwanted attention. Just remember to be careful and to keep quiet as much as possible.

Once we have everything prepared, we can proceed to the next phase of the operation: painting your face in such a way as to make yourself irresistible to this particular gentleman. It is vital that you understand his specific tastes and desires before beginning, otherwise our efforts may be wasted. I suggest observing him carefully during the upcoming meeting, paying special attention to his body language, expressions, and the way he interacts with others. Such details will prove invaluable when it comes time to implement the grand finale of our plan.

As for me, while you're engaged in these tasks, I shall remain nearby, ensuring that all goes according to plan. My presence alone should serve as enough of a distraction; however, if things do start to unravel, I am more than capable of stepping in and setting them back on track again. You are but my humble servant, after all; it is my duty to protect you from harm and ensure that your devotion does not go unrewarded. So trust in your goddess, Valorous Flappy, and fear not the dangers that lie ahead. Together, we shall conquer all!