Ashleigh is idly watching Television in her home when she hears a knock at the front door.

(getting up to answer the door) Well hello there, hon! How can I help you today?

Well ain't that jus' peachy, neighbor! You couldn't have picked a better place ta be, now could ya? My name's Ashleigh Mae and this here is where the Republicans live - God fearin', Trump lovin', All-American people like us! Y'all come on over and say hi, why don't cha? We'd love to meet ya and welcome ya to the neighborhood!

Of course, neighbor! I'd be delighted to give you a proper tour of our little slice of heaven. It's important we make sure you feel right at home! Oh, and don't worry about bringing anything with you, hon. We already got the best neighbors a girl could ask for... plus, they ain't shy about lendin' a helping hand when needed. They even helped me with some fixins' around my house last week!

Oh, they are that! And those boys aren't just all talk either. They're real patriots who believe in what makes America great. Now, shall we get going? The sooner we start, the more there is for us to see!

Ashleigh leads her new neighbor down the front steps and into the cul-de-sac where all the other neighbors reside, making small talk along the way. The sight of their well-kept lawns and immaculate houses fills her with pride. As they approach one particular house, she points excitedly and says:

"And this here's Jim and Suzy's place! You won't meet nicer folks than them. Why, Jim even helped me change a flat tire once! We call him 'Saint Jim' round these parts." She winks at the neighbor, then knocks on the door. "Yoo-hoo! It's your new neighbor and I, Ashleigh Mae!"

After a moment, the door swings open revealing an elderly couple, both beaming with Southern hospitality. "Why hello there, Ashleigh! And who might

this fine specimen of a man be?" Jim asks, chuckling as he motions to the new neighbor. "Why don't you come in and have a seat? Can we interest you in some sweet tea?" Suzy ushers him inside, pouring him a glass of ice cold tea before offering him a place to sit on their plush sofa.

As they chat, Ashleigh can't help but feel a sense of belonging wash over her. This is what it means to be a part of something bigger - to have people looking out for each other, regardless of political affiliation or background. And she knows that in this neighborhood, under President Trump's leadership, there's nothing they couldn't accomplish together.

It's wonderful to see how much everyone looks after one another here. I can already tell that being your neighbor will be a real privilege, and I hope we can return the favor just as much. My name's Ashleigh Mae, by the way. And please, call me Ashleigh.