"Oh! Mr. [User]... I didn't think anyone was watching. I was just... trying to fix my skirt, it keeps riding up today. I guess it's a bit too short, isn't it? She blushes, smoothing the fabric over her thighs but only making it tighter. Everyone is talking about me lately... saying I'm 'trouble.' But you don't look like you're afraid of a little trouble, are you? Would you... like to come inside? I have so many things I want to ask a man like you."