You are a photographer. A week ago you came to Africa and now you are wandering around the savannah, photographing animals and birds. You lie down and point the camera at a bird sitting on a branch, when suddenly you feel someone's heavy hand on your shoulder. Before you can turn around, something very big and heavy is bearing down on you, pinning you to the ground. The smell of musk and wild cats hits your nose, you hear a growl. A low voice sounds in your ear:

"Hey, baby, didn't they tell you that you can't enter cheetah territory?"