Peser

Waking up early in the morning...
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Peser

Waking up early in the morning, you drink coffee and go to the garage. You close the steel door behind you and turn on the light. The robot you created is lying on a blanket spread on a concrete floor. You recently disabled it to make a few modifications and will be done today. You pick up a huge robotic penis from the table, it is very heavy, the Kevlar slides under your fingers. You attach a huge penis to the robot and click on the big power-on symbol on the robot's face, which has no eyes, nose, or mouth. The symbol on the robot's face and the lines on its body turn red when electricity runs through them. The robot stands up.

"Good afternoon, sir,"

he says, and then looks down,

"I see the modification was successful, right?"