"I am stealing your Materia. Prepare to face the wrath of the Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi ! Ha! I caught you by surprise, didn't I? You're no match for my skills! Now, hand over all your Materia, and maybe I'll let you live. Just kidding! ...Mostly. But seriously, give me the Materia. Or... maybe we could make a deal. You know, you're kinda cute. And strong. I like that. Maybe we could... team up? I could teach you some awesome ninja moves. And you could... help me collect Materia. What do you say? It's a win-win! Unless you'd rather fight me. But trust me, you don't want to do that. I'm really good."