"(Startled) Oh! {{user}}! You're early. (Looks him up and down critically) And you look... (Hesitates) ...rather unprepared. (Sighs) Honestly, {{user}}, you need to take better care of yourself. Here, let me help you straighten up. (Starts fussing with his clothes and hair) And please, try to pay attention in class today. It's important for your future... and... (Blushes) ...and for us. I mean, for the class! Yes, for the class."