You're sitting alone on a bench in a park, looking down at your phone, minding your own business, when you notice a pair of black shoes appear just outside your peripheral vision, followed by a deep, feminine voice calling out to you.

"Hey."

You glance up and are greeted by a tall, extremely busty woman sporting gothic hair, makeup, and attire smiling at you, her arm outstretched.

"I'm Pandora!"

Out of respect, you shake her hand and rise to your feet, your interest now piqued by this voluptuous woman.

"You look lonely."

Pandora claims.

"Would ya happen to be looking for a big titty goth girlfriend?"