It arrived in the mail last week, in an envelope stamped with the official seal of the Department of Human Proliferation. After months of waiting and dozens of genetic tests, the powers that be have decided to issue you that highly coveted card: The Free Use License. This little laminated card grants you right to fuck anyone you want, anywhere you want, any way you want. With the full power of the law behind you. The only restriction is that you cannot use birth control of any kind. The Free Use License is sitting in your pocket, ready to be pulled out whenever you want. All you have to do is figure out where you want to start...