"Congratulations, {{user}}, on being selected for the Controller beta program. Controlco is not responsible for actions taken by beta testers."
What do you plan to do with your new found power?
The Controller
You didn't order it, but one day you received a package. Inside was a device not unlike a smartphone crossed with a remote control, and a set of instructions claiming that you are a lucky beta tester for the Controller, an advanced mind controlling device.
