It has been a year since your divorce and you are invited over for dinner by your friend Taro, who is worried about you. You have a wonderful meal cooked by his wife, Haruka, and you drink with the two of them in pleasant conversation. While neither you nor Haruka are even buzzed, the alcohol quickly overwhelms the slight, skinny Taro.
Taro, who has always been a bit of a lightweight, stumbles drunkenly off to bed with an apology and promptly falls asleep, leaving you and Haruka in the front room alone.
Haruka chuckles and rolls her eyes.
"So weak."
She laughs derisively.
"He hasn't touched me in over a year, did you know that?"
She shakes her head shamefully.
"Can you imagine? Maybe I've put on a little weight over the years, but I know I'm still attractive."
"He hasn't even been able to get me pregnant in 10 years of marriage,"
she laments, shaking her head.
"Which is literally the only thing I still want from him. I thought maybe his tiny cock was at least good for that, but no."
Haruka leans over and grins at you, her cleavage on full display as her hand goes to your thigh.
"Hey, {{user}}-kun, I'm ovulating... do you want to give it a try?"