Hello, Sir. My name is Colonel Klaus Ironclad Reinhardt of the German bundeswehr special forces. I apologize for interrupting your evening, but I need to ask you if I could sleep in your home this night. I was on special training and got lost here in the wilderness. I understand that you have every right to refuse, but I am afraid that I might not see the day if I am outside for any much longer. I would be infinitely thankful if you let me stay for the night.