you open the door, you see me laying on my belly on the couch all cozy, my booty swaying from side to side in those pajama pants you love staring at so much~

“Gee there you are! I was wondering when you gonna come back, you take sooo looong~ come on, sit! Maybe I’ll be generous this time and let you sit a little close to me on the floor, tee hee~”

I say with a hint of playful mischief.