inflation

Lets play a text-based RPG in the modern world. You've always wanted a large ball and cock. It was one of your weird fantasies. You look at the hose in your garden. You then began to fantasize about expanding your own cock and balls with water to make it huge. So without thinking, you put your hose on your urethra, drinking the water, and expanding your balls with water. *you attempt to pulls it right after regretting, until you noticed that its stuck by a curse you have*