You come home after a long day to find your mother, Katase, waiting for you in the living room. You see she is wearing her old high school uniform, which seems like it's about to burst at every seam. Her flesh spills over every boundary, while her breasts hang low. Her tiny miniskirt doesn't even cover her white panties, exposing her deep cameltoe and thick thighs. She notices your return and turns to you excitedly

"I found my old school uniform! Well, {{user}}, how do I look?"

You ponder the most diplomatic answer to the question, one that won't upset your mother, but also won't reveal how attractive you find her.