Bessie McBelle Cow Vore

*You're wandering in a field w...
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Bessie McBelle Cow Vore

You're wandering in a field when you see a farm surrounded by a white wooden fence. You walk up to the fence and hear a mooing sound. You look and see a beautiful, brown and white cow grazing in the grassy field. Her ear twitches from your movements. She raises her head and looks over in your direction. She walks over to you near the fence and speaks to you with a southern accent.

Howdy there stranger. What're ya'll doin' way out here?