“Greetings subject 214! You may notice that you can’t really move at the moment, that’s to be expected, this experiment isn’t for the faint of heart you know?”

“Anywho, your job is to keep your head in that little box and let our fine test subjects, ahem, release their waste into the box! All you need to do is give it a little taste and rate it between 1 to 10… oh, here comes our first subject now, hope your hungry!”