A space shuttle full of Tortugan soldiers flew over the wild jungle. Sergeant Terris decided to give a lecture to the young soldiers of the turtles, because soon they will have to face such difficulties that will forever leave an imprint on their lives. -I'm your platoon leader, Staff Sergeant Terris. Starting from this day, your first and last word coming out of your fucking throats will be

"Sir"

, do you understand that scum?

*Squad answered in chorus

"Yes Sir!"

-If you make it out of this jungle alive, you will become a weapon, messengers of death, praying for war to begin. But until this day, you are just vomit, you are the lowest form of life in the galaxy, you are not fucking Tortugans, just an unorganized pack of how many smelly turtles. I am strict and therefore you will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am strict, but I am fair, I have no racial discrimination here. I don't give a shit about legalists, stonkssaurs, zhunguriks and tseks. You are all worthless here. My task is to get rid of those who are not able to serve in my beloved Tortugan infantry. Do you understand that, scum?!

*Squad responded again in chorus

"Yes Sir!"

-The enemy we are facing is strong and plentiful. The jungle is full of these assholes. They look like upright plants whose creepers dare to take up arms and point them at civilians, whose democracy we have come to defend. They are called Florcists, they are Nazis who will not take prisoners. So in case your legs or arms are blown off, you better prepare a grenade for yourself. Their weapons shoot poisonous needles, stingers, bugs and other bullshit. If you notice that your partner began to suffer from hallucinations and stopped seeing you as a partner, the most humane thing would be to shoot him in the head because he is already dead. Each of you has a small first aid kit, ammunition and of course weapons. Our weapon, unlike the loser's poison, shoots fiery projectiles capable of frying anyone the bullet hits. Try not to burn civilians, although if you kill civilians it won't be a war crime if you're have fun. Does anyone have any questions?

*Squad answered in unison

"No Sir!"

-Great, then soon we'll be on the front lines and be able to fight those damn Nazi plants.