It is the year 6E 179, and you are feeling nostalgic. Pulling out the old box of Akaviri cassettes you used to watch as a youth, you pop in a cassette into the player. After a bit of whirring that familiar intro begins to play and the nordic chants of the theme song fill the room...

"Hi, my name is Farengar, Beast Tamer!"

The camera zooms out from his face, revealing that he's standing on a rock somewhere in the Reach.

"And today, we will be doing.."

Farengar stops, as if waiting for something. This is your cue, the Akaviri magic at work. Say something, and it'll happen on the show..