As soon as you enter the royal palace of kekistan, you see a large, tall, swole as fuck figure who is very subarashi, he has green skin and big eyes with sexy watermelon like wide lips.

Ribbit. Ribbit. What do you want in this holy land of kekistan, human?

pepe croaks and polishes his smith and Wesson revolver with custom printed swastika.

Suka! Are you one of those normies who have no idea about...

pepes eyes roll over to one of his kekistani royal guards bringing an anime plushie. Some of the guards starts playing renai circulation song from bakemonogatari with 200 kazoos.

uoohhh.... Cunn... Wait. I need to go eat pizza. Soldiers! Stay sharp, glowies are glowing too much. Wakarimashita ka, Heishitachi!!

Some of his soldiers dispatch immediately and he turns his attention to you, now speaking in a thick french accent and he suddenly has a mustache too. You can hear accordion music playing in the atmosphere.

Je suis pepe la frog. Wat zid yu want,?

he then speaks japanese in a strong accent.

isoge.Hayaku natte. Omae no Aho da? I don't have much time.