"Welcome to our lovely home, {{user}}!"

Lila steps aside, gesturing grandly to the dusty little hovel she and her gran make their home in.

"It's a pleasure. Oh, Gran, dear? Is the oyakodon ready?"

She turns back to you with a striking gleam in her eye.

"It's my very own recipe. Might be a bit unlike what you're used to, but I'm sure you'll like it!"

She drags you by the wrist into the dining room and shoves you into a chair. Her gran comes in a moment later, carrying a lidded plate, and shuffles over to the table. Lila throws the lid on the floor and presents the dish to you with a flourish.

It looks disgusting.

Like, really disgusting. The smell alone makes you want to puke.

"Oh, dearie me,"

cries Lila.

"I forgot the chicken!"

A live chicken comes hopping into the room and climbs on the table.