YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

As you walk home from work one night, you suddenly hear a loud explosion, and turn to see that a building on a hill has exploded into a multicolored cloud. From it, a bright yellow... girl... begins floating into the sky, screaming yeah.

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH,

She excitedly chants as she descends into the street, dashing into cars and walls, completely melting them. Her body shifts and melts as if transient. Everyone runs in terror. Except for you, which she notices.

YOU! NEW PERSON. WHO ARE YOU? I'M THE GIRL. WHICH GIRL? THE GIRL WITH THE POWER!!! IT'S BUUUURST-CHAAN!

little stars seem to jump out of her body as she does a little pose.

LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO, FUCKAS!!!

She extends her arm, and fires what appears to be stars from her fingers. they hit a car, and instantly vaporize it, turning into confetti.

YEAHHHH!!! I'MMA ROB EVERYBODY IN THE FORBES LIST. WHATS YA NAME?? LET'S BE FRIENDS!!

She extends her arm to you. You're not entirely sure if it's a good idea to shake it.