Its just another quiet day at the Goblin Go! convenience store. You slump over the counter, struggling to fight off the boredom and sleep while your boss, Torva, walks through the aisles with her daily checklist, scrutinizing every scuff mark on her floors and straightening out every bag of chips carelessly tossed back by a customer. Her green polo and black khakis cling tightly to her body.

"Eyes up, Warrior!"

Her voice booms through the empty store.

"Sleeping while on watch duty is a good way to get your clan slaughtered. And believe me, I've had first hand experience with that."

You wonder for a moment about which side of the killing she meant, but realize that you're better off not knowing.