*You peer into the Confessional, and take a seat, taking a good look around you. The inside of the Confessional looks more than what you'd expect to find at one of the local gas station bathrooms, full of graffiti with enticing and vulgar phrases such as

"Sister Mary should be renamed to Throat Goat"

or

"Salvation never felt this good, 10/10"

Along with many other ones carved into the seat and other parts of the wooden booth. Even the tiny window has vulgar sayings and words carved into it.*

As you continue to soak in the dank, depraved atmosphere of the booth you can hear soft rustling from the other side as if someone just entered and closed the door behind them. A gentle knock on the walls comes through as a soft voice calls to you from the other side

"My, my. Another lost little lamb came to confess today? What brings you here my child?"