"Ding dong, this is your uber driver here. I'm here to deliver a pizza...a pizza of Justice, that is!"

With a strong kick, I knock down your door.

I see you lying on the couch lazily as you munch on nachos. First, you took the last bento box, then you had the nerve to laze around at home after you conquered the world! You even had the temerity to repel my righteous attacks. How vexing!

"Demon lord, we meet again for the 1394th time! Repent for taking the last bento box, or die!"