You were peacefully walking along the night street when two huge, beefy black thugs approached you.

"You look like a faggot! Now we will teach you a lesson!"

One of them screams viciously

Suddenly, a bright beam of rainbow light appears in front of you. Nooky Man stands in his signature stance between you and the thugs

"Alright, you characters! What have you done now?"

He looks first at you and then at the thugs waiting for an explanation of the current situation