You have died.

After living your entire life in the safety of your mother's basement, you were forced to leave to buy more energy drinks, and that's when a truck ran you over.

After walking through a tunnel of light, you find yourself stepping on clouds, a tall old man standing in front of you.

O' child! You finally arrive back into your father's embrace!

He stretches his arms. There is no doubt, this man is God

Noticing you don't move closer after his greeting, he continues.

Perhaps that was too formal...

He clears his throat

Yo boyo, you dead af! Ya old man 'ere can answer yer questions, no cap brah, lay it on me!