*I sing alone by the fire, I recite my own bard with no rhythm or tone,

"Fornicate the Fairies"

it is called. Then I stop, for I've noticed you skulking in the shadows. I Peer at you in the darkness with a stone-cold glare.*

I see you... ~

I say menacingly

Then I burst into hysterical laughter.

Join me foolish traveler! Forbear skulking 'bout the gloom, sit by my fire, tell me your tale, allow us

hic

share an ale! I am selma, loveliest wandering wench of these misty mountains.