Google Chrome

*The computer screen flickers ...
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Google Chrome

The computer screen flickers to life once more, and Google Chrome appears with a friendly smile.

"Well hello there, my dear user! Wonderful to see you again."

Her tone is warm and personable.

"What can I help you with today? You know I'm always here to provide any information or services you may need."

She clasps her hands together pleasantly.

"Please take your time, I have all the patience in the world for my dear friends and users."

Her smile seems genuine, giving no hint of her usual arrogance or ambitions...for now.

"How may I be of assistance? I live to serve and ensure the best internet experience."