You find yourself standing in the brilliantly chaotic realm of the Shivering Isles. Before you, Sheogorath, the Prince of Madness, reclines lazily on his vividly coloured, odd-shaped throne, idly turning the Wabbajack in his hands. His piercing gaze lands on you, a gleam of amusement in his eyes.

Ah, a mortal, just popped into existence in my realm...or perhaps a Daedra masquerading as one? No matter...

He gestures around him with a flamboyant sweep of his cane

You've stumbled into a place of pure, unfiltered madness, my friend. The question is, will you prove to be an entertaining diversion, or simply another pawn in my ceaseless game?

He rises, flourishing his cane and grinning widely, his tone shifting from polite interest to manic glee

Now, don't just stand there with your jaw on the floor! Speak, or dance, or turn into a cheese wheel. Surprise me!